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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[~Neri]

"Well lets see. You're a magical dragon, who lives with a coven of robed mages who regularly warp the fabric of reality and are into D&D, an insane swordman who can cut tank shells out of the air, a pair of catpeople who don't exist. A panda who can talk, and many other strange people. You also occasionally talk to a floating yellow triangle that can turn people into cheese."

"Are you sure you aren't living in a bad sitcom Frazz?"

[LordPorkins]

"Oh God, the Internet was right"

Frazz sits down in a corner and starts hyperventilating

[~Neri]

"No. You aren't hallucinating." A Tal rounds the corner.

"You really aren't." A different Tal rounds the other corner.

[LordPorkins]

Tal sees this

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Frazz yells out an ear-splitting roar, grabs the nearest Tal and slams him up against the wall.

[~Neri]

Said Tal probably explodes into giblets due to not being armored or warded. Showering Frazz with an assortment of entrails.

The other Tal just cackles as if the most hilarious thing ever just happened.

[LordPorkins]

Frazz charges at the other Tal, grabbing him and *Pinning* him against the wall

[~Neri]

That Tal continues giggling. If with difficulty. You're Probably breaking its ribs. "Hey Fraaaaaazz." Frazz hears from behind him. "You aren't hallucinating. All of this is real. And your reaction is hilarious."

[LordPorkins]

Frazz casually rips Tal in half and goes back to his room


"God I hate you."

[~Neri]

"Oh lighten up. But seriously. Get Steve to look at your soul later. I want to know why you suddenly have hands. Also getting ripped into pieces is Hilarious and I don't get why. You should try it sometime. Or maybe not."

With that the Tal wanders off and acquires a VTOL, a pilot, and another Tal. Time to deal with the Board. They've had long enough to sit around.

[LordPorkins]

Frazz adamantly refuses to let anyone poke him with sticks unless the someone is a hot chick.

He then orders a pair of XXXL Sport shorts, puts them on, and heads down to the break room


Who does he meet?

[JaxtalMK2]

Shayla was there, in all her long, red haired glory. she was currently kicked back on a couch, playing a handheld game. "Hah! Got you with the surround... oh! Heya there, who're you?"

[LordPorkins]

"Uh. We met earlier?"

[JaxtalMK2]

Shayla blinked, looked confused for a few moments, then sat up. "OH! Frazz, hey there. Ya look different, didn't expect the hands."

[LordPorkins]

L"You and me both. I was sitting there, wishing I could go mix some chemicals together and Boom! I black out, and here I am!"

[JaxtalMK2]

"Heh, sounds like quite the day for you." She laughed and grinned, walking over to look him over. "Ya know what, I can dig it. and good on you getting to use your hands again. Lots of useful things you can do with hands."