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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

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Author Topic: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Choking your Bad Dragon in the Void)  (Read 397301 times)

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (twist: There was never an intern.)
« Reply #8460 on: January 06, 2017, 08:46:14 pm »

The two combatants approaches each other and clashes, Rook tried to bash his shield into the cyborg only to have it smacked aside while Jon's attempt to pommel the Knight were met with a sword. The enhanced blade sparks against his arm as it slashes and pushes his aim away ever so slightly, making his knife glances off of the Knight's armor.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (twist: There was never an intern.)
« Reply #8461 on: January 06, 2017, 08:53:16 pm »

Rook grunts softly, shifting his stance and taking another swing, preparing to deflect the next strike with his shield.
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« Reply #8462 on: January 06, 2017, 08:58:05 pm »

Jon attempts to grab the sword with his left hand and puts some electricity through it, before going for another hilt slam to the chest.
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« Reply #8463 on: January 06, 2017, 09:17:09 pm »

Another mighty clash! Rook's sword were grabbed and squeezed, the cyborg hand deforming metal as he runs electricity current through it.

Jon's attempt at smacking got blocked by the shield!
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« Reply #8464 on: January 06, 2017, 09:24:07 pm »

Trip him with my leg and go for a stomp.
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« Reply #8465 on: January 06, 2017, 09:27:41 pm »

Rook would go with the trip, taking an intentional fall and trying to catch Jon's foot on his shield, then surge back upwards to make the man fall down himself.
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« Reply #8466 on: January 06, 2017, 09:29:59 pm »

In a genius maneuver, Rook hooks his opponent's foot and pushed with all his might using his shield! Actually managing to trip the cyborg to fall onto his back with a tackle!
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« Reply #8467 on: January 06, 2017, 09:31:29 pm »

Rook would surge to his feet, trying to bring the edge of his shield crashing down on Jon's head, ring his bell as it were. He was breathing heavily now, trying to end the match before his enchantments drained.
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« Reply #8468 on: January 06, 2017, 09:41:11 pm »

Kick his legs from under him and get up myself. Then get on top of him and just start punching the fuck out of him until he surrenders.
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« Reply #8469 on: January 06, 2017, 09:58:21 pm »

"Yeah! Fuck em Up Rook!"


Frazz, presumably with some of the Orks who came to watch there new leader Krump some louts, cheers for Jons imminent destruction.

After eventually getting bored at watching the two armoires dorks wrestle in the mud, Frazz wanders off and talks with some of the Orks. He wants to make friends with Orks. Orks seem cool.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (twist: There was never an intern.)
« Reply #8470 on: January 06, 2017, 10:03:19 pm »

Fel looks on, having returned from the sentimentals distribution, mildly intrigued by this new hire.
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« Reply #8471 on: January 06, 2017, 10:05:38 pm »

Fel looks on, having returned from the sentimentals distribution, mildly intrigued by this new hire.
Fel covers herself with explosives and knives in an attempt to seduce an Ork.
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« Reply #8472 on: January 06, 2017, 10:38:33 pm »

Nah.  The way to seduce an ork is to boop 'em in the nose to establish .
((Rook is a human-seeming being.  The alleged confusion is unlikely.))
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« Reply #8473 on: January 06, 2017, 11:03:41 pm »

((No confusion. I was just saying any old Ork. Fel wouldn't wanna bang a human. She's probably done that 500 times already. It's kinda like how Regular porn stops being interesting after awhile. You need something Exotic.))
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (twist: There was never an intern.)
« Reply #8474 on: January 06, 2017, 11:05:31 pm »

((Believe me, Rook fits that definition far more than any Orc.  And either way, this forum needs a PG-13 rating, cough cough.))
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