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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[LordPorkins]

Frazz asks Tal if he could send out his blog. Again.

[~Neri]

Tal responds with "Send me what you intend to post, I'll censor confidential data."

[LordPorkins]

"Ere yah are. It's a video clip, so don't chop it too much."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*Camera turns on, showing a front view of Frazzes Mug.*


Greetings Humans!

Now, as I'm sure all of you are wondering, why the fuck is Akras’s evil dragon talking to us? Well, let me lay out my long, sad story for all of y’all

A while back I joined Akras since I needed a job. I was tired of eating cardboard and dead mice to live. Megacorps usually have very good technology and research facilities, so I thought I would fit right in. Unfortunately, everyone else in the research station I got assigned too had the personality of a rock, so I decided to go to some of the field workers, who usually are more human than the lab-grown stiffs working the research department.

As I'm sure Akras has already released the basic info to you, and if they haven't, you'll probably figure it out anyway. Some lucky bugger managed to Discover/Build a Stargate. Or at least something that acts very similar to a Stargate. You type in a code, it takes you to a random alternate reality. Stuff like that. I'm not really sure how Akras came to own the Gate (Creative Name right?) since they are kinda hush-hush about it, which I suppose is fair. Up until now.

So, when I asked for relocation, they decided to send me to Gate Team Foxhound. Probably just to get rid of me. I'm told I have a very exuberant personality. Anyway, so I went down the Akras Gate HQ, and then met my team

*Video cuts to still Image of Tal pointing at interns and telling them to start loading up for Mission Departure*

“Our “leader” is Tal, who came from R&D, and like I said, has the personality of a rock. He was basically there to make us follow the big-wigs orders. He's not so bad, as long as you follow the rules. Which I don't. So we butt heads a lot. He's fascinated with magic, and I often have to remind him that ethics are a thing.”

*Cut to image of Vigil sharpening his sword*

“This is Vigil. He's our close combat guy. That ridiculously sized sword he's fondling is basically his entire life. He's extremely competitive and has literally no idea how to back down from a challenge. He also has a pet that he's working on training. He's cool, as long as he's not around Aria.”

*Cut to image of Aria at the firing range.*

“Here's Aria, our marksman. She's pretty hot, but literally no one here is stupid enough to make a go for here. I'm pretty sure she's got a collection of scalps in her bedroom closet from past guys who've tried wooing her. Vigil, however, is very, VERY obviously fallen for her. That's fun to watch.

*Cut to image of Zach typing on a laptop*

“Zach here is our tech specialist. He once hacked the sound system so he could blare embarrassing love songs in the transport carrier Vigil and Aria were in. Called it FOXsound. Dork. Buts he's fun to hang around with, and is usually down for a prank or two. “

*Cut to Zander playing with his dogs*

“Zander here thinks he's a cowboy. Hence the ratty jacket. I also suspect he's a druggie. He's got all these weird “medicinal brews” which supposedly help you in various ways. He loves his dogs, and accidentally increased their intelligence tenfold by feeding them some alien plants. Now they've managed to beat my speed run time in Half-Life 3. Not Cool.”

*Cut to Jon fiddling with his robot arm*

“Jons our team medic/cyborg. After he experimented with eldritch rituals a bit too much, he got his intestines and arm ripped off. So he's a cyborg now. But he still usually laughs at my jokes, so everything's fine. I think he follows rules a bit too often, but that's just me.”

*Cut to a picture of Human Frazz jumping on Zachs back and Zachs accordingly disgruntled expression*

“That's me. Or, that was me. Extremely handsome amiright? I was lead chemist for the team. My Hair game was on Point! I made stims that could turn you into Neo for 30 seconds! Of course, Tal said they were “Too dangerous.” But I digress. Anyway, now I'm a dragon. As for how THAT happened, it's kinda hard to describe. I'll explain that story some other day.

*Cut to Kyoko typing on a laptop with one hand while wiring a drone with the other*
This is Kyoko, our newest addition. She's extremely skilled at rigging and programming drones. She tends to be a strict, by the book person, so naturally she and Tal are like besties. She also has no sense of humor.

*Cut to picture of Dragon Frazz playing his customized Xbox 360.*

Right now this is me. For the most part being Draconic and all hasn't actually effected my thought process or personality much. I still enjoy Lost Planet 2 way too much and have no appreciation for modern music. Beatles is where it's at!

As for what happened with the gates, I was being non-lethal. I was also under direct orders to be lethal, which I didn't follow. Also, shoutout to that marks woman who got me in the eye, nice shot! I have a hunch you and Aria would get along quite fine!

 Anyway, I'm sorry that whole thing went down. I planned to have a much nicer reveal, but it is what it is. Id just like to announce that not everyone who works for Akras is an evil mastermind. I, for one, am just a guy who took this job because it involves going through a freakin Stargate! And their are many more here who feel the same. So, yeah. We work for a Megacorp. But we arent “Part” of the Megacorp so to speak.

Oh, and if you want to:
-Fight Giant Monsters
-Learn Magic
-Become a Wizard
-Become a Space Marine
-Explore new Planets
-Become a Cyborg
-Go to an entirely new realm that's essentially Middle-Earth

Then sign up for Akrases Gate Project.
*Link to Akrases Website*
I promise that everyone who applies will be given full consideration for hire. Also, you really don't need many skills besides sanity, legal age and willingness to work. In terms of hiring Akras isn't actually that bad. I mean, this guy got in and is now a Wizard.

*Cut to image of particularly dorky looking Wiznerd*

*Cut to voiceover camera again.*

 Will post more later.


Yours Truly

Reginald “Frazz” Goldman

*Video Cuts to Black*

[~Neri]

"Cut anything mentioning magic, the Eldritch, and anything mentioning the Gate Project. That stuff isn't common knowledge and frankly it's better to have them trying to figure out how to reproduce demonstrated magic via technology rather than actually knowing what to look for. Also no mentions of Gaia or other realities. For all the world outside knows, we're sitting around in our compound with no links to external resources. We want to keep it that way."

"Most definitely we don't want em knowing about the Gate Project. That's frankly Thee most classified thing you know."

[vkiNm]

Update, Akras UK and Berlin have crossed the Atlantic and is approaching boston. The two Megatransports fleet having met up with each others on the way for increased protection, with Akras Afrika not so far behind.

The moment they've reached Akras US's long range communications sat, they report that, hey, don't close the door on them yet. And also that the entire fucking US Airforce is on their asses right now, but that's alright. Megatransports are filled to the brim with Point-defenses, SAMs, Jets and missiles gets shot down. And Cannons can't penetrate the armor.

They should be here by Evening, funnily enough it doesn't feel like people are giving so much resistance. Akras Canada is just cruising down without problem.

Miraculously, the Transports from Akras Berlin said they've made contact with Akras Hanoi and they're also on the way to the US, avoiding Chinese fighters.

Akras Australia is still on it's way, having fought through the Kangaroos.

Akras Japan is still non-responsive since last contact.

Akras China never reported back.

Akras Mexico is fleeing Immigrations,

All in all, you're looking at a massive influx of employees and materials incoming.

[~Neri]

Good. We'll need the labor and materials on the Gaian Front.

Tal sorta just.. Makes a buncha amalgams so we can just get that out of the way and have a pool of em for joiners. *Cough cough Chrono Cough*

[vkiNm]

So we'll just say the transports arrived to move things along then?

[~Neri]

Probably a good idea. I really should get around to drawing up a general map of the Gaian continent Akras is on.

[LordPorkins]

((Doesnt the entire world know by now?))

[~Neri]

((No. Nobody knows that Gates are a thing except Akras and maybe one or two other corps. There is footage of what appears to be magic being employed against police officers but due to the fact that lasers have also been deployed that could easily be mistaken for just technology. There is footage of a dragon but nobody knows it's sapient.))

[vkiNm]

[Plus Akras is a Bioengineering and Robotics corp. They could easily say that Frazz was either a Bioexperiment or a robot dragon.]

[~Neri]

((Exactly.))

[LordPorkins]

((Well, we should go live, if only because that would generate a ton of RP.))

[~Neri]

((Going live would be an absolutely Terrible idea from a tactical standpoint. That would ignite a mass race for Gate tech. Which would mean we'd be fighting Terrans on the Gaian front in short order due to the law of probability.))

[LordPorkins]

((VK, an Info breach would be AWESOME))