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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

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Author Topic: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Choking your Bad Dragon in the Void)  (Read 398267 times)

zomara0292

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5820 on: September 01, 2016, 09:53:11 pm »

"Wait. . .  He broke my HAND?!?!"

Fury and rage bubbled quickly over his face and poured out of his voice as he realized what that could have ment for him.

"I SHOULD KILL THAT DAMNED PIDGEN, FEED HIS GUTS TO MY GRIFFIN, AND MOUNT HIS BALLS ON MY WALL!!!"

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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5821 on: September 01, 2016, 09:55:28 pm »

"See people? This is why I'm considering shock collars if they can't start working together. Or at least sedative bracers. Either would work."
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5822 on: September 01, 2016, 09:55:49 pm »

I WILL RIP YOUR SPINE OUT AND THE MALGEIN WILL FEAST ON YOUR BONES.[/u][/b][/color]

Frazz then leads his new friends to get food.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5823 on: September 01, 2016, 09:56:57 pm »

"I will tranq both of you if you don't calm the fuck down."
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5824 on: September 01, 2016, 09:57:41 pm »

"Can I knock their heads together?"
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5825 on: September 01, 2016, 09:58:42 pm »

"You're gonna need to work out a bit more before you can do that Zach. I mean. One of them is a dragon."
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5826 on: September 01, 2016, 09:59:09 pm »

"Considering that Vigil would likely get impaled on one of my majestic horns, id say no. Anyway, why you so worried about your hand? Oh yeah, then you'd actually have to get a girlfriend."
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5827 on: September 01, 2016, 09:59:52 pm »

"Tal, I have magic, remember."

"Vigil, I'm on your side, but that, my friend, was a motherfucking burn."

"now can I bonk them together?"
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5828 on: September 01, 2016, 10:00:24 pm »

"He's displeased as a broken hand would prevent him from using his swords."
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5829 on: September 01, 2016, 10:01:12 pm »

Frazz casually holds a wing out and all the MalGein high-five it.

Frazz nods at Zach, then heads to rations to distribute grub to his new friends.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5830 on: September 01, 2016, 10:03:34 pm »

"If I knew how to telekinetically high-five without snapping your fragile little wings, Frazz, I would."
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5831 on: September 01, 2016, 10:04:34 pm »

"Fi-

Vigil stopped himself mid sentence and looked at Tal with a very angry-for-having-to-follow-orders glare, before just punching a wall and staring between Frazz and Tal some more, before sitting amongst the group of villagers.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5832 on: September 01, 2016, 10:09:11 pm »

Zach wheels himself beside Vigil, "Hey, buddy, don't worry about him." He lightly grabs Vigil's shoulder with his good hand, "hey, you listening? Just calm down. Damnit it's like trying to calm down five year olds. Look, when I get legs again, wanna spar? I'm thinking I can practise my fine telekinetic control with wooden swords while you try to parry your way to an objective. How about it, huh?"
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5833 on: September 01, 2016, 10:10:25 pm »

Frazz led the Kobolds to where they store the Nutrient bars.

The packaging is incredibly shiny, which they absolutely love. And it taste about better than anything they've had before.

27 packages of Nutrient bars have been consumed, the shiny packagings were kept by each individual Kobold.


Vigil's punch actually dents the Super Alloy inner structure plates of the Base, leaving an imprint of his fist upon it's plasteel and titanium alloy surface.

Note that each plate can easily withstand at least 40,000 pounds of force per square inch before breaking.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2016, 10:12:15 pm by vkiNm »
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5834 on: September 01, 2016, 10:14:26 pm »

"Vigil. When you are told to let the medics heal you. That means something really needs fixing. Might be your hand. Might be your sku- Hum. Vigil. When we get back. You're doing some strength testing. I do not believe it's normally plausible to create such an indent."
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