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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[vkiNm]

The Kobold glares deathly at Zach then, as the majority of his options are exhausted as he is held mid-air via TK, takes out a handful of wet feces and threw it at Zach.

This was highly unexpected, as what the hell could've a Kobold do to a Sith?

Fling shit at his face, apparently.

It splatters into your face with a disgusting wet 'sqluesh', OH GODS THE SMELL! It's like it's been left to rot where the sun doesn't shine for WEEKS!

You instinctively dropped the Kobold as your senses were assaulted by such dreadful smell, trying to get it off. [As you weren't wearing masks inside the mobile base.]

Kobolds, while ineffective at melee by themselves, makes a decent enough projectile as it turns out when the dropped challenged Kobold yelled "Come At me bro!" before launching itself at the Shit-faced Zach who got enough feces off of his eyes in time to see a flying Kobold crashing into your chest.

It didn't hurt thanks to your D001 Plate Armor, but it sets off a chain of events as the force pushed your Wheelchair back,

down the Cargo Ramp, crashing into the Rations containers where a filled, heavy Plasteel container fell onto you, breaking the Wheelchair under the weight and force of a loaded cargo.

Again, you are completely unharmed except for your trashed image and pride. You're laying on a broken Wheelchair, a spilled Plasteel container ontop of you, packages of Rations all over you and the floor and you've still got most of the feces on your face.

The Kobold pumps it's chest from ontop the Ramp. "Yeah! How'd you like that, Freak!?" It taunted before ducking away out of sight.

[LordPorkins]

Frazz turns to the Mal'Gein

"Tell me, what is the name of this impressive individual?"

Then he turns to Zach

"It appears that Kobold now owns you, according to your rules."

[vkiNm]

The Kobold only peek out to answer Frazz briefly before hiding again. "Chad." says Chad the Kobold.

[LordPorkins]

"Chad, that was an impressive spectacle. Please excuse my companion. He recently aquired great power and is being dark and edgy and shit. I think it's got to his head."

[Insanegame27]

"Oh I'm not done with this fucker yet, Frazz. I haven't yielded, the fight is still on." Zach yanks the bold out the doorway with his TK and slams the bold into the ground. Hard.

[Romans]

Zander is trying very hard to stop laughing because air supply is becoming an issue at this point.

[LordPorkins]

"Tal, please restrain Zach before he hurts the new leader of my Guild."

[Insanegame27]

"Frazz. Back off. This is between me and the bold."


After he has slammed the bold into the ground, he will pin it there with TK. "I'm not going to give you another chance. Next time you pull something like that, I'm going to either snap your neck, throw you into the air and let gravity kill you, slam you into the ground again, choke you, or zap you with lightning."

[~Neri]

"Frazz. That Kobold is property of Akras. It is not a member of your guild, which also happens to be property of Akras. Zach you now have permission to terminate the little shit. It officially is sufficiently problematic that I do not desire my headache worsening."

[LordPorkins]

"Zach, don't you fucking dare."

Frazz has a very... Dangerous look in his eye.

[Hawk132]

Jon entered the area a while back, and witnessed the whole kobold duel fiasco.

"Kill it, Zach. I'll keep Frazz off your back, if he tries something."

Jon will block the dragon's path, should Frazz attempt to do something dangerous.

[~Neri]

"Frazz. You will be tranqed for the remainder of the excursion if you attempt to harm yet another bloody member of Foxhound. Don't You dare."

[LordPorkins]

"We stomped on to his home, what do you expect him to do?"

[~Neri]

"False. His home is entirely undamaged. All Kobolds have come willingly with us. Barring this little shit who broke into our base prior to first contact for the express purpose of stealing our food."

[LordPorkins]

"Death is still waaaaaaay to harsh."