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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[~Neri]

Pretty much that.

"Akras Corporation is currently hiring any and all Magi. Payment can vary from shiny objects to quality food to the souls of thousands of primates to knowledge of how to build vehicles such as what we arrived in to knowledge of the occult. Employee benefits include but are not limited to automated defenses capable of terminating building sized creatures, free access to the global knowledge archive of another reality, manservants, and running water."

[vkiNm]

You didn't need to say a word more before they pounce on the job offer like the shiniest candy there is.

Fucking running water's the shit, man.

Welp, it seems that you've hired the entire Kobold Camp. Gaining 3 Kobold Mages and another 26 Mundane Kobolds that have attached themselves to Frazz and gets everywhere.

[LordPorkins]

"Alright, come Mal'Gein. I shall show you to your temporary housing. Grab any valuables you have."

[Insanegame27]

"Tal, if it helps, I can cook? Not like this, obviously. Do we have a wheelchair around here or something? I wonder if I can levitate myself..."

"Also, can I get something to put MY shinies in so I know they'll stay there?"

[~Neri]

"Alrighty. Everyone into the vehicle. We're beginning our drive back to the compound. Probably will take a day or two though." Tal reenters the mobile base.

"Zach. We are not wasting expensive food on the Unconfirmed Humans. They get rations. Probably more nutrituous then what they normally eat anyways. If a tad bland."

[zomara0292]

Vigil was already dragging a bunch or rations to the people, along with the jug and water.

"Everybodtly line up in front of me."

Once they all did, he would hand them a ration, and a cup of water.

[Insanegame27]

Zach attempts to telekinetically drag a wheelchair to himself and telekinetically lower himself into it.
((Will retcon if there's no wheelchair))

[~Neri]

((There's probably a wheelchair.))

[vkiNm]

-50's commercial music starts-

Are YOU bored of the plain, old boring 'Protein' bar the government gives you? do you want something more than an excuse for a food that is just sewage fat and bugs grinds together? well, Here at Akras Co. We have the Solution Just for you!

Introducing, The Amaaazing Akras Brand Ration bar™! Made from nutritious Biomass made here in Akras Co, our Amazing Akras Ration Bar™ is juicy for ease of consumption yet firm and delicious, almost like meat! You can eat 'em raw, you can cook 'em, boil 'em, fry 'em, grill 'em and put them on a bun and it'll taste even better!

Subscribe today for your weekly supplies of Amazing Akras Ration Bar™!

-50's Commercial Music ends.-

Akras Co. will not be held responsibility for any ill-effects after the consumption of Amazing Akras Ration bar including but not limited to. Choking, Motor Accidents, Death, Cancer, Heart Attack, Stroke, Painless death, Painful Death and so on.

[vkiNm]

Everyone packed up, only the Kobold Mages had anything of note to take with them, the other Kobolds just takes their own personal shinies and that's good enough for them.

The Villagers lined up for the food, they were a bit confused at the sealed wrappings at first, but after instructions on how to open it, there weren't problems.

They note that it tastes kind of like very old, very bland Jerky. Like, Jerky without salt that has had it's taste burned out of them under the sun for a month or something. It could be worse, you suppose. Dipping it in water seems to help a bit.

Zach also found and drag a wheelchair over and pulled himself over and onto it with his telekinesis.


The Base moves, heading back towards the Gate.

It is at this moment that you realize that Akras Likely does not play Commercial radios for Gate Teams, nor does Amazing Akras Ration Bar™ have such an outdated commercial.

[zomara0292]

Once everyone has eaten, Vigil will call for all the children to come to him, stand in a line, and then, one by one, they will get what was left of his candy bar stash. After his work in tending to the villagers is done, he will tend once more to the mother.
"I will be taking you away for a short time, from your daughter. I will be getting you arms and legs. Well, new ones. Better ones."

[~Neri]

((She already can walk. She has prosthetics.))

[zomara0292]

(Proper prosthetic. . . futuristic prognostics)

[~Neri]

((She Has proper prosthetics. Not simple icly ancient ones.))

[zomara0292]

((Oh. . . . .))