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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[vkiNm]

CASTLE: THE WARREN

Your designated drone wrrrs through the small opening, past the line of wards, past the entrance.. and was immediately catapulted some 15 feet in the air and 10 feet away as an ENTIRE LOG of wood [hardened by fire at the tip] sprung from it's resting place and rams your drone with unnaturally fast speed and weight [likely by magical help] that the armored plating in the front crunched inside itself, the guns busted and was ripped off of it's turret, the Anti-Bal broke.. then the Drone lands, breaking the tracks off of itself, ripping the engine and core out from it's body, exposing the armored miniature nuclear core for the world to see.

[~Neri]

"Well hope they like radiation. We aren't going in there." Toss a microphone into the hole and broadcast on Loud. "Oi! We got a job offer for ya. Relating to the arcane primarily."

[vkiNm]

You could almost hear them whispering 'It's a trap! don't go out!' to themselves.

[~Neri]

"We have candy." Toss a candy bar into the hole.

[LordPorkins]

((LOL! Tals actually using smart methods!))

"Mal'Gein, Mal'Gein, please. I would not like to harm any of you by accident."

Frazz gently removes any remaining FanBoys/Girls/Things

"Now, I am not here simply to speak. Oh no. I am here to help you achieve things the likes of which you have never even dreamed of. You all like shiny things correct?"

Frazz waits for kobolds to stop nodding enthusiastically
"What if I told you I could teach you a way to acquire more shinies than ever before? Bigger shinies! Better shinies! Shinier Shinies! I have come to help you reach your full potential. Are you with me my Mal'Geines?"

[~Neri]

((He normally does use smart methods when he isn't purging things.))

[vkiNm]

Obviously, the Kobold wants shinier shinies.

The thrown Candy bar are quickly taken and devoured. It was shiny and well-liked.

[~Neri]

"We have more if ya come out."

[LordPorkins]

"Good, Good. Now, i do have some bad news. The shinies of these people here..."

Gesture to Coworkers

"Are for the most part, forbidden. For Now. Until later, please do not take anything we do not give to you or i say you cannot take. Now, i must depart to my home realm. I shall not be returning for several moons. Would any of you be brave enough to accompany me, not as servants, but as students?"

[~Neri]

"Frazz please don't bullshit the natives again. These ones seem liable to believe anything."

[LordPorkins]

"But I do wish to bring them, and teach them the arts of shadow and smoke."

[~Neri]

"Speak in plain terms so they don't misinterpret. Dramatic flair is for races that don't go through three different major religious figures in a single afternoon."

[LordPorkins]

"Fine"

Turns to kobolds

"How many of you want to come with me and learn how to get lots of shinies?"

[Insanegame27]

"The only shinies Frazz had are likely inside the dimigriffon, if you get what I mean."

[vkiNm]

The entire Kobold Camp [sans Mages] erupted in their desire to join Frazz on his quest to find shinies, while some of the more skeptical, well-dressed ones peeks out from their hidey holes when offered more candies.