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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[zomara0292]

"A dodging slash track field."
Vigil replied as he pushed back the possiblility of tal hearing everything.

[~Neri]

"..Have fun then."

"Of note. Personal are free to go diddle around in the elven settlement. Make sure to bring a tablet for translation."

[vkiNm]

"Thank you. I wish simply to address your officials in your language out of respect. If you could lead me to your temple please."

The elven guide shook his head. "Only communists are allowed within the temple."

[LordPorkins]

"Could you have the priest meet me outside the temple?"

((Also, made this while while bored at school in my spare time. Behold! Frazzes todo list!))

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 Frazzes To-Do List, in order of Priority (And realisticism (shutupthatsaword))


Find Dwarves. Make peace with dwarves. Become friends with dwarves. Become known as the Forgotten Beast FrazzNarok, A human twisted into the form of a dragon. Introduce Dwarves to War-Juice. Create a squad of Berserker Hammerdwarves called “The Drunken Brotherhood.” Get the dwarves to forge me lightweight battle armor.

Find Kobolds. Organize a Kobold Thieves Guild. Become leader of the Kobold Thieves Guild. Make alliance with dwarves in order to steal as much shit from Elves/Zach/Jon/Vigil/Aria (Bad idea. Very bad idea.) as possible. Give Kobolds shed teeth to make daggers out of. Instruct Kobolds on creations of stims.

Find Elder Dragon capable of speech. Ask dragon about extent of  !Draconic! abilities. If required, bribe dragon with loot stolen from the Elves. Ask mostly about magic for dragons. Considering innate magicalness, there's probably lots I can do that I don't know about.

 Go to Comic-Con. Amaze everyone. Find some cute Fangirls. Give them free rides. Star in series of Manga based around life in the compound.

Make amends with the villagers. In particular the little girl. Make sure the villagers are not forced into slavery. Or turned into newts. If turned into newts, help them get better

Contact Bill. Find what Bill wants. Ask Bill if he would be willing to team up. Offer Bill Zachs Soul. Or maybe Tals soul. No wait, he doesn't have one. Zach it is then. Become friends with Bill, and/or introduce Bill to the concepts of ‘friendship’ and ‘Trust’

Keep Tal under ropes. Steadfastedly ignore any attempts by Tal at “diplomacy”  Warn Treehuggers of Tals intents. Ask for advice on dealing with idiotic leaders.

Investigate Mr. 2. He seems… too helpful.

Have Ursaker E. Creed replace Tal as mission leader. Bask in the Tactical Geniosity

Max out Stealth Skill. Become a !Sneaky! !Draconic! !Badass!

Take a vacation and become mascot of Carmine's Pleasure-Dome

Laugh Maniacally.

Eat Zach.

Find Orks. Introduce Orks to motorbikes.  Become Boss of Ork Warbike Klan. Begin a Waaaaagh! Reduce Gobbos down to the pitiful manservants that they truly are. Except for a few who are in the Cult of Flame. Those are going to be helpful. Find Squigs. Enlist the help of the dwarves to instruct Orks on how to make vehicles.

Find way to become Were-Dragon. May have to ask Bill

Contact all Races of this realm, ask them to compete in the ANNUAL PARCHEESI GAMES! Have Charlie 06 be host for show.

Break into the White House. Demand Rule 34 be added to the Constituition.


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[vkiNm]

"Of course." The Elven guide said, nodded and took Frazz over to where the Temple is, He told the Dragon to wait outside before heading inside to fetch the Priest.

After waiting for some time, another, larger elf came out. This one considerably built, for an Elf. Unlike the guide or any of the other elves, his Priestly uniforms appears to be quite different from the rest. While the others are flowing, relaxed and free like the hippies they are, the priest wears a greyish longcoat, with buttons made from polished wood. A belt of leather holding it close to himself, he dons a furry hat made from the pelt of some animal.. both the collar of his coat and the front of his hat dons a well-crafted shaped red crystal that glowed gently, placed ontop of a red circle.

The Priest observes you, and you feel as if you were found wanting..

"Yes?" He urged.

[LordPorkins]

"I wish to know if there is some sort of text I could squire that would tell the story of your people. History, religion, government, etc. if not, I will shall proceed with the questions."

[vkiNm]

"You may ask questions." The Priest said simply, his words sharp, short and to the point.

[LordPorkins]

"Ok. Firstly, how did your people come to be?"

[vkiNm]

"When our goddess first struck against the Dwarf's Anvil in anger, shattering it and angering the Dwarven god to strike at her. Her spilled blood became the first of us." Answered the Priest.

[LordPorkins]

"Dwarves, you say. Where might they be?"

[vkiNm]

"In their mountain homes." The Priest replied simply.

[LordPorkins]

"Ok, then where could I find Kobolds."

[vkiNm]

"Everywhere." Answered the Priest.

[Insanegame27]

"Frazz, ask them about the insects and their myths, origins, etcetera."

[LordPorkins]

"Do you have a map of the area i could borrow?"

((Dude, that would take... like... a week of constant back and forth. You can if you want, but Frazz has got to do some exploring.))