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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

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Author Topic: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Choking your Bad Dragon in the Void)  (Read 397326 times)

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Re: Gate: Foxhound Chronicles (Into the Trees)
« Reply #5190 on: August 14, 2016, 07:02:45 am »

"Tal, you yourself said that they viewed what happen before as a dragon attacking a hive. What if they don't view Frazz as able to speak, but as just an animal. We should send a human out with him."
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Gate: Foxhound Chronicles (Into the Trees)
« Reply #5191 on: August 14, 2016, 07:48:16 am »

"I'm rather certain that dragons class under 'intelligent beings' and not 'animal.' Seeing as how you are literally the only person with a chance at dodging Self Guided Magic Arows you may go if you desire. However I do not recommend it and if you die due to it I Will be resurrecting you later specifically so I can say 'Told you so'"
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Re: Gate: Foxhound Chronicles (Into the Trees)
« Reply #5192 on: August 14, 2016, 08:27:43 am »

"Your proof that dragons are classed under intelligent beings?"
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Gate: Foxhound Chronicles (Into the Trees)
« Reply #5193 on: August 14, 2016, 09:19:12 am »

Frazz briefly pauses his attempts to pick his own nose.

Frazz leans over, right next to Vigils head, and very loudly:

*COUGH*
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Re: Gate: Foxhound Chronicles (Into the Trees)
« Reply #5194 on: August 14, 2016, 09:24:01 am »

"Point proven. And if I turn into a fox right now, lizard-boy, does that suddenly make me unintelligent?"
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5195 on: August 14, 2016, 11:13:12 am »

"You just jinxed it Vigil. By the end of this excursion. Something will have turned you into a fox for at least a day. Nice going."
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5196 on: August 14, 2016, 11:24:33 am »

"He's doomed." Eric agreed.

"Jinxed, to be precise." Says Steve.

"Okay so we have Frazz fly out and hope for the best?" Asked Maximus.

"You know, I bet they can't dodge lasers. How would you even dodge laser?" Commented Jenny.

"Hey so does anybody mind if we give that peasant lady 3D printed prosthetics? It doesn't cost us anything." One of the Doctors came up to ask. Hu, to be precise.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5197 on: August 14, 2016, 11:30:08 am »

"Sure. Give the lady some limbs."
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5198 on: August 14, 2016, 11:30:56 am »

"Same way you dodge a bullet. Don't be were the weapon is pointing. I guess I am going with you, Frazz."
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5199 on: August 14, 2016, 02:51:28 pm »

"Alrighty!"

Frazz grabs Vigil by the foot and flies off, Vigil swinging precariously below him.

"When do we go?"
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5200 on: August 14, 2016, 07:55:25 pm »

"Right about now. It'll be approximately an hour of walking unless you feel like taking the away vehicle, which isn't exactly suitable for this overgrown terrain and would likely get stuck so I do not recommend that. You'll be escorted by two ground based drones, said drones will be equipped with Anti-Ballistic Systems."
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5201 on: August 14, 2016, 11:04:00 pm »

"Can I get a couple of flying drones as well, to try and see them before they fire. I can't dodge what I don't know is there."
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5202 on: August 14, 2016, 11:06:27 pm »

"We currently are monitoring them with flying drones. And for fucks sakes Vigil grab a laser rifle."
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5203 on: August 14, 2016, 11:38:24 pm »

"How many times have you ever seen me fire a weapon? Out of that, how many times have I even hit a target?"

With that, Vigil went and grabbed a laser rifle. He felt it would be wasted on him. He was skilled at taking on enemies when they are close, not far away. But Tal, though uncaring, was still very smart, and their leader. His word was law, even if Vigil didn't agree.

"Frazz, think you can hold this easily without being slowed down too much?" Vigil asked as he handed him his heavy sword.

"Tal, can you have the magi engrave the rune for strength on Betsy?"
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

~Neri

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5204 on: August 14, 2016, 11:44:10 pm »

"Vigil. That's the thing. You don't Need to hit them with the first hit. The Mark II is built to be a beam. Not a pulse. No recoil whatsoever Squeeze the trigger and sweep it along the paths of your targets. Hell. Go outside right now and fire it at some trees. It's not exactly a normal gun. Also keep your sword on your person. You have a sheath do you not?"

"As for strengthening your sword, that's something best done on test blades first so it isn't fucked up, and it wouldn't just be a single rune, it would be a fairly complex inscription. We could absolutely have someone start tinkering with 3D printed replicas to figure out the proper pattern for when you come back though. Magi Ki and Magi Kai, ye wanna get on that?"
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