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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm


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Author Topic: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Choking your Bad Dragon in the Void)  (Read 398536 times)

zomara0292

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4245 on: April 24, 2016, 09:25:32 am »

What anyone in their right mind would do. Brag about their mission success. . .  and over exaggerate.

"And there I was, facing off with three of those carnivorous hatemongers, half a reload of my trusty BBs in my gun. Just. . . 10. . . shots. . . left. Their shotguns were trained on me as they chewed on their meatsticks, smirking like they had me cornered. Which, obviously they did. 'We'll make you eat meat' they said. 'Well, I'll make you eat lead', I replied. One of them cocked their gun, and we all knew what time it was. So, you know what I did?"
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4246 on: April 24, 2016, 03:09:28 pm »

"Yeah you stood there while I shot them all, please its bad enough that you force your appetites on me. Don't lie about what really happened too. Well I'm going to go beat the shit out of the punching bag or something, see yea".
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4247 on: April 24, 2016, 05:26:40 pm »

"Hey! I distracted them. Its not my fault that PETA ran out of actual weapons. At least I had my BB to distract them. And. . .  Hey! I saved you several times myself! Prick!"
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4248 on: April 24, 2016, 06:27:48 pm »

Jill cleans the blood off of her Katana, staying close enough to hear, but far enough to not be the main focus of the group.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4249 on: April 24, 2016, 07:31:27 pm »

Sophie is relaxing singing the oh so classical song spring time for Hitler and getting a few odd stares from the other people in the building, stares she doesn't even notice.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4250 on: April 24, 2016, 07:53:54 pm »

"I dunno, you guys still sounded pretty damn awesome. Showed those carnivorous hatemongers what-for!" Steve grinned from the story told, the others who gathered to listen nodded in agreement as well.

"You know we've got real guns too, right? why are you still using that BB gun anyway?" One of them asked.
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« Reply #4251 on: April 24, 2016, 08:07:26 pm »

"Because it was my fathers. And his fathers before him. And they all supported PETA with it. I come from a long line of animal right supporters, and I intend to uphold that lineage though both symbolism and though a long standing career with them. And I still kicked butt with this thing."
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4252 on: April 25, 2016, 12:18:07 am »

There appears to be some commotion in the assembly room, but it's probably nothing..
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4253 on: April 25, 2016, 02:35:40 am »

"Does anyone else hear that?"
« Last Edit: April 25, 2016, 02:38:16 am by piratejoe »
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4254 on: April 25, 2016, 04:05:53 am »

Saul who was about to head to the gym, one of the few good things about this place. Pauses, hand on spear listening to the noise.


"There supposed to any events or something today"??
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4255 on: April 25, 2016, 05:04:44 am »

"But karaoke night is Thursday!" Jill says, exasperated, "And I need to defend my title!"
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The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4256 on: April 25, 2016, 05:18:27 pm »

"What are you all talking about? What did you- oh that? That's probably nothing. What was I talking about?"
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4257 on: April 25, 2016, 07:13:27 pm »

People are seen scattering out from the assembly room, yelling something about people being high as weather balloons and biting people.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #4258 on: April 25, 2016, 07:19:45 pm »

Sophie curses in german before saying "Probably zombies of the communist kind." she then goes to get her gun
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« Reply #4259 on: April 25, 2016, 07:21:24 pm »

"It can't be zombies. Zombies aren't real. Maybe its just some lepers on a bad batch of opium."
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..
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