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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[~Neri]

"You know how computers have issues when you change how variables essential in the calculations function? That's what would happen, except you'd have severe backlash in reality also. You do realize Pi is used to define circles right? You cannot draw a circle without that specific calculation. Now lets say you're trying to enchant something and it requires a Circle of Life. And for whatever inane reason you decided to change how you define a circle into something that cannot ever be done. Now you just sucked the life from everyone in the vicinity and you are now a writhing spiritual amalgam of pain."

[Insanegame27]

"But would a circle drawn - whether in the past, present or future - still have the value of 3.1415blahblahblah or would they magically adopt to the new value of 3? I recall something about the tides having something to do with Pi from a school documentary as well as something about the moon and other stuff. I don't know, but we can keep discussing theoretical situations after the prank - FRAZZ MOVE YOUR LARDY BODY OUT OF THE DOORWAY SO JANE CAN GET THROUGH!"

[piratejoe]

"Zach,don't argue with someone who is a scientist let alone the team leader."

[~Neri]

"A circle will always require Pi. It will not magically adopt an invalid value. It's like trying to tell a computer that it can divide by zero. It can't. That isn't how circles work. If the value magically changes, it would break fundamental physical laws and bring about the end of reality as we know it as many physical processes require it. You'd also probably need obscene amounts of monkeys to prevent the backlash from being localized to you."

[Insanegame27]

((Will be gone a few hours, hopefully 1.5, but possibly anywhere up to 5))

[LordPorkins]

"Zach, shut up. Im a dragon, i dont get fat. Hey, Maximus, toss me like 5 of those beef jerkies"

[LordPorkins]

Upon Maximus tossing the packets, Frazz will snatch all of them out of the air, chew them a little bit, swallow, then neatly spit out all 5 of those little white packet thingies.

[~Neri]

((I dooon't think you have the skill or dex for that.

[LordPorkins]

((All my stats are 20-somethings. Remember? Also, come on. This seems like the tye of skill someone like Frazz would pick up when bored))
"Tadaaaaah!"

[Insanegame27]

((First of all, do you know what happens to animals when they get plastic in their guts? They die. They aren't able to spit it out, let alone swallow a whole packet, magically remove the plastic wrapping from the food and spit out a neatly opened packet. I have seen cattle DIE from a tiny bit of baling twine that found itself inside a bale of hay))

[LordPorkins]

((frazz didnt actually eat the jerky you know. He just hawked a fire-loofgie but kept it in his throat. The jerky and plastic never made it to his stomach.))

[Hawk132]

((I believe the stats that got raised for you were STR and CON. Frazz certainly doesn't have 20+ INT. And dragons aren't that agile (on the ground, at least).))

Meanwhile, Jon's still sprinting to R&D to get his arm upgraded (getting a rocket launcher in your arm is a pretty exciting thing). He's getting quite tired from the running.

[Insanegame27]

((molten plastic, that'd get stuck in your mouth and forever be a threat when you eat))

[LordPorkins]

((Guys, cmon. I was just making a joke.))

[piratejoe]

((If you want a Darwin award so bad go for it little dragon.))