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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

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Author Topic: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Choking your Bad Dragon in the Void)  (Read 394925 times)

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3840 on: March 19, 2016, 04:28:59 pm »

"Right. Got it." And Vigil is off to guard grown men.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3841 on: March 19, 2016, 05:15:34 pm »

Technically they're manchildren but close enough!
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« Reply #3842 on: March 19, 2016, 07:01:18 pm »

Alright! Let's say the situation is solved now. Everyone gets a couple of points to spend on skills or save up for surviving this incursion but stayed the hell away from ground zero.


The Company also tell you not to worry about the damage, they won't take it off of your incoming pay. In fact, they'll pay you even MOAR for saving the rest of the Company. Even though it meant burning and freezing six floors in the process.

The gate is damaged so until it's properly fixed, Foxhound is free to do whatever until you're called for something again. Since Tal's still the squad lead, he could take the team to shopping malls or parks or whatever places you'd like to visit on Company's money and time. They ask you to think of it as a vacation.


Also, with the help and input of Tal, the Wiznerds finally developed a crude but very effective Ward that is essientially a magical EMP. An elaborate ward that constantly send out pulses of magic to disrupt magic either on the inside or outside of the circle, powered by monkey/clone sacrifices. It's not elegant, but a big skullcracker club doesn't have to be elegant to break heads. And is reasonably easy to use compared to what you might have to develope.

Roxane and Clint the Dogs have been acting less and less dogs each day, they don't even try to catch balls or the red dot from a laser pointer anymore! They just.. kinda walk around exploring their surroundings. Sometimes they'll walk up to you, put a paw on your knee and look at you with shiny beady eyes as if they wanted something, then went away a moment after. They tolerates your pets and rubs, though they won't roll over and let you rub their bellies anymore.

And unsurprisingly, they can understand some pretty complex order for a dog. Such as ordering one of them to walk around a bookshelf, circle around to the desk then into the toilet to grab a roll of toilet paper. Though their obedience depends on their mood and they're not always in the mood to do silly orders for you.

They would play dead for you, though. Just.. kinda lay down first then roll over onto their side like someone who is bored to death of doing the same trick again and again and again.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3843 on: March 19, 2016, 07:05:13 pm »

"I am fairly certain that the dogs are sapient Someone go try to teach them Terran Common."
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3844 on: March 19, 2016, 07:10:54 pm »

Frazz momentarily looks up from trying to catch the laser pointer.

"I doubt their vocal cords have the ability to speak. I mean, its sheer luck that mine are more or less functional. We could teach them a form of sign language mebbe."
((Frazzes dragon voice sounds like hes morgan freeman with layringitis.))
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3845 on: March 19, 2016, 07:24:19 pm »

"If they try they can probably sorta squeak out words."
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3846 on: March 20, 2016, 12:43:59 pm »

Time pass without anyone really doing anything. Frazz continues to get used to his Draconic toddler body, Tal continues to write the report, Life goes on.

The containment unit for 004A and B was swiftly constructed and the two thrown into their respective hell.

And with the Gate being repaired, there's no Gate Mission to do. The Media was washed over by hush-hush work and the official story was a fire drill.

News of Magic and supernatural shit spread like the plague and within days, pretty much everyone in Akras knows the existence f Magic. The Wiznerds all have other groups of DnD Players, some are from the company, some aren't. And they all want to learn magic! Hell, they're already working on a hierarchy ranking system to determine who's more boss than another.

They're a happiest bunch of bloody cultists you've ever seen.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3847 on: March 20, 2016, 04:18:57 pm »

Tal has the wiznerds assemble their respective groups of cultists in training. Maaaaay as well set up some guidelines and make sure quality is assured. We do afterall need lots of magi.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3848 on: March 20, 2016, 04:59:22 pm »

Those movie things still good?
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3849 on: March 20, 2016, 05:34:54 pm »

Those movie things still good?

The vouchers are still valid.


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Tal writes up some guidelines of things to do and not to do to hand out for the Cultists in training. The joyful squealing of manchilds is one of a kind.

Also, Personals sent a message that Foxhound will be recieving an extra member.
« Last Edit: March 20, 2016, 07:06:25 pm by vkiNm »
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3850 on: March 21, 2016, 08:30:45 am »

"So, who do you guys think the new guys gonna be? I mean, we got most of the usual skillsets covered. We got a melee fighter, a commander, a tech-guy, a sniper, a medic, an Assault, a scientist. I suppose maybe they are going to send in another chemist. Me being a dragon kinda inhibits my ability to do semi-legal experiments. Also, can one of yall spare a few minutes? I wanna know if i can carry someone."
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3851 on: March 21, 2016, 10:32:57 am »

((And thus starts the summoning of chthulu))
Vigil is actually going to go with Aria, if she wants. He will even recommend watching a movie she wants to see. . . because he hasn't seen a movie in. . .almost two decades.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3852 on: March 21, 2016, 12:13:54 pm »

Upon the akward silence filling the room, Frazz goes down to visit the Wiznerds. Surely they wouldnt give up the chance to ride an actual dragon! Of
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3853 on: March 21, 2016, 12:20:52 pm »

Suddenly the doorbell rings.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Squad (Someone just had eldritch cowbabies)
« Reply #3854 on: March 21, 2016, 01:41:20 pm »

Frazz opens the door
"...GREETINGS PUNY MORTAL."
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