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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[LordPorkins]

"This is a once in a lifetime experience! An interdimensional portal! Alien beasts! I was never giving this up! I may be unstable, but i can have passions too. Also, the Entity..... Well... Here.
*Frazz sends them a pic of his hand from his tablet*
"Yaaaaaaahhh... He didnt seem too bad. Said he liked the way i did things. Better than anyone else around here."

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[Twinwolf]

"...As tempting as looking is, I'll just not in case it's a... what did Tal call them? Memetic hazard?

Anyway, how do you know he wasn't just telling you what you wanted to hear?"

[Romans]

"Out of everyone you are the most chaotic.....but how do we know this not just some ruse to get our leader taken out. Now that the wards are up they can't affect our dreams so now they're using you as bait, so cannot it not be another from the team instead that comes out"??

[~Neri]

You hear Tal speaking over Aria's radio. The group then becomes aware there was a combat drone nearby. Probably was listening in.

"So. Frazz or possibly Entity 003 wearing Frazz as a meatpuppet, I do not need to exit the wards to converse. We have something called radios. Frazz, you still have your radio right? Head outside the camp and explain to 003 what a radio is, odds are is it wants to possess rather then talk, so what we are going to do is talk like it claimed it wanted. Just not How it wanted."

"If you're wondering why I'm not out there talking to you directly, ask yourself this. I if I turned up one day with blue hands and covered in burned runes, how would you react? At the minimum you would be cautious right?"

[vkiNm]

"We.. we could just shoot him, right?" Jenny asked. "I mean, it implies that the ward's protecting us, right?"

[~Neri]

"We are not shooting a host for a possibly malevolent deity. That would likely enable said entity to burn Frazz's lifeforce to attack. Always attempt to talk if possible, easier that way."

"Frazz, I want to clarify something for you though. Vigil was not going to die from a combination of night terrors and a lack of sleep. You did not save him from death. According to your words, you mixed a number of anesthetics that are kept separate for a reason and then I quote "shut down his higher brain functions." Do you have enough of an understanding as to why that was obscenely dangerous? Or do I need to explain why?"

[LordPorkins]

"Actually, i didn't mix anesthetics all hodgepodge. What i actually did was use precise dosages to accomplish the goal. I needed something strong enough to get him into a thoughtless sleep, but smooth enough that he wouldn't be outta commission for the rest of the mission. I had to combine dosages, otherwise either A. nothing would happen or B. he wouldn't be awake right now. As you can see it worked flawlessly. Anyway, the Ward is not really much protection. Bill could just like command all his monsters to rush you guys at once. Which he might do anyway. As for the radios..... uh...... i dunno. Ill try to contact Bill"

*Frazz scrunches up his face and begins making sounds not unlike a constipated gorilla*
((VK Pm me))

[zomara0292]

"Right. Taking that as a threat. Talk, we should probably take position, not just in the direction to where the agressers are going to be coming from, but, all around the camp. Yes it thins out our numbers a bit, but, we won't as easily be caught from behind.We, the Republicams, and the Marines could probably even move from hit area to hit area as push teams, and let everyone else act as a stationary defence. . . .  or something."

[~Neri]

"Said monsters can only do so much with the gear we have here."

"In the future, ensure a professional double checks your work, make sure you undergo the training to actually get a license so you don't need doublechecking, make sure to have the exact measurements written down and the expected effects based on company supplied test subject reactions, and you are required to go to a company therapist thrice a week. Understood?"

"Anyways turn on your radio and exit the wards so you can relay between me and 003."

"On the topic of defenses. We have the Romes. They're scanning for Imps and Imp variants as well as mass movements of Dwellers. We have plenty of time to reorient defenses. They don't know we have the Romes either."

[LordPorkins]

"I AM A PROFFESIONAL. Anyway, I'm not getting anything from Bill. So..... Could you please come out? I want my d- i mean, my mysterious gift

[vkiNm]

There was a brief moment where Frazz seems to have went braindead standing, his eyes rolled up into his skull and he even drool a little as his eyes glowed yellow.

Then less than a minute later and only seconds away from getting shot by nervous guards, everything returns to normal.


"Guys.. did he.. did he asked for a dick?" Jenny asked.

"I bet he asked for a dick." Maximus adds.

"Totally asked for a dick." The Carmines agreed.

[Twinwolf]

"Definitely asked for a dick." Aria says, not lowering the LMR.

((Also, Frazz has contacted Bill Cypher. Goddamnit dude, have you not watched Gravity Falls?  ))

[LordPorkins]

"ITS NOT A DICK YOU BARBARIANS! Anyway, Bill contacted me. He says..... basically he wants everyone to leave this castle. Like, now. Go to someone else's castle, but he apparently doesn't want to bother killing us all, so he's just nicely asking us to bugger off."

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Mental Thought: Bill, if i do that, i want my Prize, like, Now. Also, can we have access to someone else's castle in exchange?

[Twinwolf]

"I know, I'm just messing with you."

[~Neri]

((Educational data for why making deals with Eldritch horrors is a bad idea.))

"We need a counteroffer for that. What do we get from leaving? I'm relatively confident we can deal with his Dwellers and Denizens should he send them here."