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[Rubidium]

Gadolinium decides to tie up all the elf collaborators and then stuff headphones in their ears. Then, as Gadolinium turns up the music (Justin Bieber), their ears explode and then they die due to a severe case of "Gadolinium's bad music poisoning."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Sadly, an elf collaborator being an abomination of nature does not care for Justin Bieber anyway. He might react to One Direction though.

....in the absence of actually attacking an avatar, Gadolinium is slain by Loki. Again.

[Rubidium]

Copper saw Gadolinium get slain and then suddenly Copper blasts a beam at the elf collaborators, blowing them into MILLIONS of pieces.

[Generally me]

Meme guy beats you the fuck up for ninjaering me... He also kill elf collaborator for also doing that. You guys are douches.

[Rubidium]

Sulfur shoots your meme guy with guns until he dies.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Elf collaborators are not avatars. Users do not appreciate being targeted.

Sulfur gets blown to hell by robot girl.

[Rubidium]

Robot girl gets blown to hell by Krypton.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Krypton, being a noble gas, should in theory lack said characteristics.

That said, as Krypton is actually a sentient being now, said Krypton is now bottled and used to spread zombie plagues by Wesker-expy.

[Pencil_Art]

Unfortunately SCIENCE disallows shipping gods to exist.

[Rubidium]

Copper was so angered at you that he decides to BLOW you up into MANY pieces...
Since you don't have an avatar, YOU DON'T EXIST. Krypton (by default) wins.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

silly pencil_art
you think shipping cares for your petty science
Germanium is....a girl on a computer.
The Horsewoman of Pestilence is, well, a Horseman of the Apocalypse.

There's no contest. Germanium wins because her 1337 hax0rs let her 360 noscope everyone and their mothers.

[Rubidium]

Sulfur shoots your elf collaborator to death.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

In the absence of an elf collaborator to shoot, sulfur misses and gets shot by a robot girl.

[Rubidium]

Gadolinium gets water and then dumps it on the robot girl.

[Rubidium]

(Just wanted to battle myself again)
Europium smashes Gadolinium's head with an Eiffel Tower. Turns out Gadolinium's not immune to huge French monuments.