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[vjmdhzgr]

Well, as a horiffying clown tentacle monster, my avatar could probably beat up some weird computer nerd, and as a small plastic toy it would endear itself to the computer nerd due to how incredibly odd a tentacled clown head that has flashing rainbow lights in it is, causing them to take the clown head, and cherish it as his favorite really weird thing for years. Then 65 years later the computer nerd is dying of old age having lived a successful life, thinking about his tentacled clown head as his life fades, and my avatar wins.

[Rubidium]

Iron gets scared of the tentacle monster, but Iron realizes Terbium's fate and then kills the tentacle monster with his rusty swords before the tentacle monster could even endear Iron.

[Tawa]

L could most certainly take on a fat guy in a bathtub with a sex position as a number.

[WillowLuman]

A master detective vs either a skull, or the representation of a dead RPG PC. Either way, probably L by virtue of being animate.

[smurfingtonthethird]

A skull vs the unknowing all-powerful god

Kyon wins

[Trapezohedron]

An action girl gunner vs a normal human with unknown strings of fate tied together?

No one wins. Kyon can't kill {} directly; nor can {} kill Kyon due to it resulting in a negative space wedgie.

[Rubidium]

Sadly, Bromine doesn't know who your avatar is, so he kills it with his liquid properties.

[NAV]

Balrog, a giant robotic toaster that can fly and shoot rockets vs. Bromine, one of only two elements that's liquid at room temperature.

I'd go with Balrog.

[Rubidium]

Iron breaks the robot by throwing his sword at it, splitting it in half. However, the rockets explode. Iron was uninjured, though.
Iron wins!

[NAV]

Balrog would crash through the roof and easily crush some nerd in front of his laptop.

[Trapezohedron]

I would defeat you but we're friends already.

*fly away*

[Rubidium]

Oh my goodness.
Thulium was just taking a bath in money when he saw that the weird guy was back. Thulium then shoves the guy in the bathtub and then replaces Thulium for "1,000 years in the money bathtub."

[Arcvasti]

Alright here, we have two combatants:

Chromium:                                               Bouncy Salascan:

Pros: Is shiny                                           Pros: Is intense
        Is metal                                                  Has sharp
                                                                     Is become bounce

Cons: Is vain                                            Cons: Is made of flesh


The results are clear: Bouncy Salascan, in a vibrating amphibious blitzcrank, goes apeTOADshit on the poor elemental. Chrome shrapnel sprays everywhere.

[Rubidium]

"Hmm, something weird that plays tennis... Well, let's kill it with math! Okay, so (hard math equations)!" ~ Terbium
(Avatar blows up)

[Tawa]

L, who is married to the job, so to speak, is unaffected by the nickel chick's wiles, and, as everyone knows, is skilled in Capoeira.