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[Rubidium]

Chlorine poisons the unicorn with her breath, which is chlorine gas itself.

[Rubidium]

Germanium decides to kill the creature by using her robot arm, blasting it to millions of pieces.
(Germanium had a robot-arm implant recently, now allowing her to kill anything by blasting it to pieces.)

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Germanium swiftly finds her robot arm seperated from the rest of her body. And why is her body upside down and all the way over there?
FATALITY
Kirby Wins

[Rubidium]

Sulfur shoots Kirby to his unfortunate death.

[Andres]

Being the embodiment of omnipotence, my avatar would remove Rubudium's avatar's existence in past, present, and future, prevent it from becoming existent once more, remove the concept of its existence, and remove all concepts that allow for its existence.

[Rubidium]

Sodium doesn't know what that is...
He sits on it anyways, smashing it because he's fat.

[Adragis]

Kumori cannot kill Holmium because he is PewDiePie.

[Rubidium]

Oxygen, being a simple creature who is pale and blonde vs. Kumori, a girl who has a hurt face.
Oxygen reveals his electric powers to Kumori and then shocks her to death with his electrical hands.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Oxygen is faced with a small, round black creature with glowing yellow eyes and antenna.
And is then eaten.

[Rubidium]

Thallium points at the creature and then poison comes out of her finger. The poison goes into the creature, killing it.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Silly Thulium. Poison can't affect Heartless.
Heartless Kirby can still eat you and your Soul though.

[Rubidium]

Thallium is offended that you mistook her as "Thulium" and then decides to do her last resort thing...
She steals one of Plutonium's atomic bombs and then drops it on the heartless.
Thallium emerges unhurt and then wins

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Thallium, unaware that only Keyblades and similar conceptual hax bullshit actually hurt Heartless, is completely unaware of the fact that she's already dead.
Because eating heart and soul, yo.

[Rubidium]

"Wow, a Kirby," said Holmium.
Holmium touches two random metal blocks, runs out of the way, and Kirby gets smashed by the now-magnetic blocks.
Holmium celebrates his victory.

[Adragis]

Kumori's evening sleeping pills arrive. They help keep the nightmares away.
Grateful, she pops the pills into her mouth and takes a big gulp of water. Unfortunately, they were pills made of pure Sodium and her ability to eat or talk is even further impaired.