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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Elf Collaborators are abominations of nature and care not for your grenades.
Sulfur is mentally broken from the concept of anything willingly collaborating with elves.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

The Elf Collaborator is promptly introduced to it's new best friend, the inside of Kirby's stomach.

[Rubidium]

Sulfur then turns your Elf Collaborator into a grenade itself and then Sulfur lights them off, making them explode.
Sulfur ran from the explosions.
Krypton summons Superman from the book and then kills your Kirby.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Superman is suddenly exposed to various magical plagues and dies.

[Rubidium]

Krypton gets frustrated and then shoves the Elf Collaborator into the oven, cooking it to its death.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Krypton is then bitten to death by magical spiders courtesy of Anansi.

[Rubidium]

Before Krypton managed to die, Krypton still had her comic book in her hand.
Krypton summons Superman (again) and then kills the spiders and Anansi.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Anansi is not amused by Superman ignoring his weakness to magic. And then kills Superman with magic.

[Rubidium]

Copper gets FURIOUS and then kills your avatar with STRONGER magic.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Copper finds out that, despite having pretty strong magic, he is very vulnerable to giant swords to the face.

[Rubidium]

Copper gets stabbed in the face and then he never lived again... poor Copper

[Sl4cker]

And then he never lived a second time.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Pony Henry. We're fucked.
Sunglasses Crow Pony is no match for Horsewoman of Pestilence.

[Rubidium]

Sulfur decides to shove the elf collaborator inside an oven... and locks it.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Alas, it was not an elf collaborator you locked in, but in fact a robot girl who blasts her way out with robot arm and blows sulfur to bits. Now the room smells of rotten eggs.