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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Superman gets killed by magic and floating fairies by the card shark.
Fatality.
magic too op pls nerf

[Rubidium]

Krypton doesn't know who that is, so she summons all the Superheroes and then orders them to all take down the person.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Your superheroes are powerless against weeaboo moeness of said card shark and immediately die of spontaneous nutbladder explosions.

[Rubidium]

However, Chlorine comes and then poisons your characters with chlorine gas.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Chlorine dies from a fatal case of 'giant-sword-to-the-face-itis'.

[Rubidium]

Chlorine was stabbed in the face by a Kirby. Chlorine couldn't believe it!
However, Chlorine poisons your Kirby with chlorine gas too. (Kirby dies.) Chlorine's then heals her face and then lives on peacefully.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The Horsewoman of Pestilence cares not for your chlorine gas and inhales Chlorine.

[Rubidium]

Copper sees the Horsewoman of Pestilence and then kills it with a magic spell, turning it into a messed up horse and then Copper loved it.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Loki gives no craps for your magic spells and turns Copper into a messed up horse. And then dies in Ragnarok because predestination.

So draw.

[Rubidium]

Copper comes back to life (as the normal Copper) and then uses more magic spells until the whole clan doesn't exist anymore.

[Eric Blank]

The kobold forges the copper, and some tin, into a nice bronze knife with which to stab everyone. Everyone that doesn't get stabbed wins.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Then the kobold finds out that his bronze knife really doesn't stand a chance against the building-sized sword, and probably runs away.
Draw, I guess?

[Rubidium]

A Kirby approaches Copper. Copper casts a spell on it so that it inflates like a Helium balloon until Kirby pops.

[Generally me]

My avatar uses dank memes

It's super effective

Chlorine faints.

[Rubidium]

Germanium, however figures out the face is a robot.
Germanium reprograms the face so that it can just blow itself up.
Germanium's smart, isn't she?