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[vjmdhzgr]

Aluminum drinks the Kool-Aid because she loves drinking soda.

What? I'm quite confused as to how my avatar is Kool-Aid.
Anyway, uh, that anthropomorphized argon seemed to be floating and asleep, and since I can't look at the image closer because each time I try it goes to a different element, I'd have to say that argon would probably just float into the atmosphere somewhere, and my avatar would do nothing, meaning it's a tie as neither combatants are even capable of combat.

[Rubidium]

Chromium smashes the weird Kool-aid thing with his wheel! Chromium was TRAUMATIZED when he saw that Kool-aid bottle. Never again, would Chromium be the same.

[vjmdhzgr]

I will say that a greaser could probably defeat a small plastic light up tentacled clown head thing. Unless it's actually some kind of giant floating tentacle monster, but I'm pretty sure it's not that so chromium wind. Probably.

[Rubidium]

Indium screams as the tentacled clown head wrapped its tentacles around her. Indium was restrained by the tentacles, so she couldn't move. However, Indium kicked the creature's eyes and then the creature let go of Indium and then exploded.
Indium wakes up, feeling like she had the best dream ever... killing a clown-head with tentacles.

[flabort]

((Argon avatar above me.))

Flabort flexes his carpus against his lunate, and stretches his knuckles. He floats right through Rubidium's Argon avatar without harming it in the slightest. However, he is in the midst of going through the movements of casting a spell. He lifts his proximal phalanges for his index and pinky fingers, while curling his middle finger and leaving the ring-finger straight (though all of his fingers wore rings), and then reverses the movement ending with his index and pinky curled up while his other two fingers pointed straight at Rubidium; he twisted his radius a little, and the spell fired off, summoning an equal amount of anti-argon, which annihilated itself on Rubidium, leaving nothing but energy in it's wake.

Flabort flew off looking for his next victim.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Celestia dispels the dark magic of the undead skeletal hand.

[Rubidium]

Sulfur justs uses his Texan guns to shoot your worthless pony down

[kilakan]

If gallium can melt in coffee, I am sure hot lead will melt it even better!

ratatatatatat

[Rubidium]

Copper casts a magic spell on the Texan guy. Enough said.

[Eric Blank]

Whilst Gadolinium-Chan is distracted by her hair spontaneously combusting and her prehistoric music player, the evil kobold will stab her in the butt with a steak knife.

[Rubidium]

Unfortunately Copper, Witchcraft master saw all of that happen. Copper gets angry and then casts a spell on the weird-looking thing. The weird-looking thing is now turned into a nickel. Copper spends the nickel on something and then enjoys it forever.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Copper is then eaten, because it's been entirely too long since Kirby did that for a being whose entire existence revolves around devouring other beings.

[Rubidium]

Gadolinium gets out his music player and deafens the Kirby with terrible music. It explodes due to Gadolinium's terrible music.
FATALITY.
Gadolinium is the winner.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Kirby has no ears to begin with, and his own music is shown to be so terrible that anybody anywhere near him while he sings dies.
FATALITY
Kirby wins.

[Rubidium]

Krypton vs. Kirby
Krypton reads her Superman book and Krypton SUMMONS Superman! Superman beats the Kirby up until it was a mangled corpse that doesn't even look like a Kirby.
FATALITY
Krypton is the winner.