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Author Topic: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?  (Read 14833 times)

Adragis

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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #240 on: August 12, 2015, 12:09:29 pm »

Kumori, strapped to her hospital bed by some sort of leather strips, looks around anxiously, teeth chattering in the night cold.
She spots Tungsten by the bedside, brandishing two swords, but her scream is cut off by a rudimentary gag.
Tungsten uses one of his blades to cut off part of her index finger just above the second joint, drawing frantic moans and muffled screeching as she struggles to free herself.
Then some more is cut off.
Then more.
Still more.
...
Reduced to a quivering, bleeding wreck, most of her limbs all but removed but her mind still remaining cruelly conscious, her struggles cease as Tungsten lowers his blades towards her neck, slicing into th-

Another nightmare.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #241 on: August 12, 2015, 12:10:22 pm »

I, Tungsten, am a wolf! I am actually Wolfram! Wolf TRANSFORMATION!
(Tungsten turns into a wolf. He rams into the girl. The End.)
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #242 on: August 12, 2015, 12:12:09 pm »

Kumori breaks the backs of the already-contorted nitrogen people.
Sighing in relief, sh-

This girl's certainly got a tenuous grasp of reality.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #243 on: August 12, 2015, 12:16:21 pm »

A lady with a wounded face approaches me. Of course, I had that lilac flame in my hand the whole time... so I kill the lady!
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #244 on: August 12, 2015, 12:21:57 pm »

A toaster shaped robot crashes through the roof of the testing facility, then turns into a giant frog and eats the test subject, Protactinium, whole.
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #245 on: August 12, 2015, 12:31:38 pm »

Suddenly, Tungsten comes in and then stabs the frog, revealing it to be a toaster. Tungsten breaks it, gets Protactinium out, and then the day is saved!
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #246 on: August 12, 2015, 12:47:03 pm »

Meanwhile, the unicorn stares at the suited man. The man stares back. The unicorn stares more. The man whacks her head with his file.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #247 on: August 12, 2015, 01:00:36 pm »

"That pony... Not interested in those ponies!" Vanadium cried for out loud.
Vanadium gets out her TITANIUM-PLATED wrench and then whacks the pony with it until it's deceased.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #248 on: August 12, 2015, 02:00:37 pm »

When suddenly, EVERYTHING IS FIRE. EVERYTHING.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #249 on: August 12, 2015, 02:10:32 pm »

Vanadium sprays spicy sauce in your Kirby's eyes and then Kirby pops.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #250 on: August 13, 2015, 01:04:50 am »

(Against myself)
Arsenic stuffs her hand in Vanadium's mouth, giving her arsenic poisoning.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #251 on: August 13, 2015, 01:06:19 am »

And then Arsenic was dead. Turns out, poison isn't too effective against a giant hammer.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #252 on: August 13, 2015, 01:19:20 am »

Kumori pulls a gun out of her bedside cabinet and shoots Kirby.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #253 on: August 13, 2015, 02:08:05 am »

I use my wolf warrior tactics to kill your girl with an already-wounded face.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #254 on: August 13, 2015, 02:43:13 am »

When suddenly a giant purple ball of energy and light erases Rubidium from existence, never to be seen again.
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