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Author Topic: Run away, you idiots!  (Read 1868 times)

Captain Goatse

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Re: Run away, you idiots!
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2008, 04:46:00 pm »
Only in the glorious U.S. of A., I am European so the FBI can kiss my Latino ass!!!


BTW, I never have much hauling jobs outside, since my trade depot is underground. Only stupid fisherman or woodcutters are at risk... Raising all four bridges makes my citiziens perfectly safe, and the tower makes my crossdwarves almost immune to gobbo arrows. Quite nice...

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nahkh

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Re: Run away, you idiots!
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2008, 05:30:00 pm »

Why don't you take a seat, mister Goatse.
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Ubersoldat

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Re: Run away, you idiots!
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2008, 09:24:00 pm »
Well...

Returning to the subject of dwarven badassery, I remember a legendary engraver dodging a hail of goblin arrows, then beating them all to death with his bare hands. That'll teach them to ambush poor mechanics...

Sadly, I lost a legendary miner/captain of the guard a year or two later to an axegoblin ambush (they got a lucky hit on him, I think). At least he broke enough limbs to keep 'em in place for my military to come and avenge him.

On an unrelated note, iron production is going quite well in my fortress.

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