How adventurers would desecrate a temple,anyway?
- Killing priests
- Wrestling the clothes off of priests you haven't killed yet
- Beating priests with their own clothes, with such force that the clothes become embedded in the wound, effectively wrestling the clothes back onto them
- Spitting on everyone
- Spitting on everything
- Throwing corpses around to paint the place with blood
- Throwing forgotten beast corpses around to paint the place with toxic blood
- Sprinting until you become covered in sweat, going prone, and then ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND to paint the place in your sweat
- Lighting campfires that never go out
- Throwing the corpses of murdered priests into a campfire in any temple not dedicated to a fire god
- Rededicating a temple to a fire god by throwing the corpses of the priests of the previous god into a campfire
- Rededicating a temple to LORD KHORNE by crafting chairs from the skulls of butchered priests. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
- Being an elf in a dwarf temple
- Being a goblin in a dwarf temple
- Being a player-controlled dwarf in an elf temple after a stint in fort mode brings about the usual sort of dwarf-elf interactions
- Simply being any type of intelligent subterranean cave creature
- Stealing the entire temple as a kobold. Yes, the entire thing.
- ZOMBIE DANCE TROUPE ALL UP IN HERE!!!
- Lighting a campfire in an elf temple
- Lighting the elf temple on fire
- Chopping down the elf temple
- Lighting the elf temple on fire and then chopping it down while it burns
- Lying in a temple of truth
- Telling the truth in a temple of lies
- Turning on the light in a temple of darkness
- Singing Justin Bieber songs in a temple of music
- Spilling pepper all over the floor of a temple of salt
- Being happy in a temple of misery
- Being miserable in a temple of happiness
- Shouting out to everyone in a temple of silence
- Being a killer
- Being unhinged
- Being a pleasure to speak with
- Saying "it was inevitable" at any point in your life
- Using hacks and a pickaxe to remodel the temple
- Using hacks to open a portal directly to the circus in the temple and inviting the clowns up to attend Mass
- Editing your post to add new ideas every five seconds.
Stop it. No. YES.
Rather than asking "How can I desecrate this temple?", instead, ask "How can I desecrate this temple in such a way that the deity actually recognizes I am fucking with it and provoke its wrath?"