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What is enough to kill a character in my game?

An entire magazine of AR bullets emptied into your chest.
The above, but with a shotgun blast to the back of the head
The above, but also with a bullet to the face.
Neither.

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Re: Roll to Assassinate -- A cheeky/edgy game where you kill various peeps. 6/6
« Reply #165 on: September 25, 2015, 05:50:14 pm »

Keep my sights on that guard, and don't do anything else. If he makes a move, shoot him. We don't want unnecessary bodies.

((sorry, could've sworn I posted.))
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Re: Roll to Assassinate -- A cheeky/edgy game where you kill various peeps. 6/6
« Reply #166 on: September 30, 2015, 11:11:27 am »

Bump?
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« Reply #167 on: November 01, 2015, 01:29:05 pm »

Heya people. I have been unavailable for quite a while now, but now I may be able again to be active on the forums. Whether will this mean that this game is resurrected, I can't be sure.
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« Reply #168 on: November 02, 2015, 08:20:47 am »

Double post! Yay!

So I've been thinking and I have come to a realizatrion that I might just as well continue this game, if you people want to play it again. If not, then oh well.
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« Reply #169 on: November 02, 2015, 08:34:02 am »

I certainly wouldn't mind this being back.
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« Reply #170 on: November 02, 2015, 09:00:05 am »

I'm all for it. It would be the first haitius I've seen that actually ended.
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« Reply #171 on: November 02, 2015, 11:14:56 am »

And so it begins, at the turn of the tide. The game is back! Excitement! Adventure!

Shoot them. Go for headshots.


Policemen reflex: [39]
Shoot 'em in the head: [87]

You draw your mighty Desert Eagle, say a quick prayer or curses in your mind, and leap out of the sewers with the glory of a thousand suns and the grace of a newly hatched butterfly. The policemen had their flashlights out, so they see your beutiful rising from under the hatch in full lighting. But your glorious erection from the piles of filth was not intended just to shock and awe, it was so you could blow their minds out, and that you do. You raise the barrel of your .357 Magnum and pull the trigger at just the right moment. The bullet flies straight towards the tip of the nose of the nearest policeman, delving inside of the soft tissue of his face, ripping the center of his head to shreds and eventually exiting through the back of his neck into the crotch of the man behind him, depriving him of the ability to make children as well as removing his genitals with great force. Both of the men were out of action, but just to remove the witness, you shoot the castrated one in the middle of his ches, depriving him also of air. You almost hear the cells inside of his body crying for air, as his lungs quickly filled with blood.

But that was not all. You exort a masterful flying kick onto the face of a terrifying policeman, and finish him off by placing the barrel of your gun on his forehead and pulling the trigger. The brain matter sprayed all over the floor and the wall behind him, some skull fragments finding their resting place on your weapon and your hand. Feeling the life matter of a man you just killed covering your body, you turn around and fire four times into the abdomen, thorax and the head of the last person.

The problem you see immedieately after firing the last shot of your pistol, was that the last person you killed was not one of the police force. It was a child, now unidentifiable because of it's splattered head and ravaged body. What a shame, you think to yourself, but soon you come to the realization that the last cop had to be somewhere nearby, and likely alarmed.


Walk through the door like I belong here, and greet the men "Hello the- Wait, why aren't you two getting ready for the party? You promised that you would help me have THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! But your here, not getting ready, did you forget to take a day off again?"

[2] oh fuck

"Now who the hell are you?" asks one of them. The one on the left replies "Don't you recognize Tim? He and I grew up together in the same town in Nebraska!" He does look very happy to see you. "Why would some friend of yours from bum-fuck Nebraska be here?"

"Nebraska is not bum-fuck, jackass, but that's a good question. What the hell you're doing here, Tim? Your birthday was in the summer, and now is January."
"Fuck off with the birthday party, I have no idea who this fucking fuck is!"
"It's Tim!"
"Fuck off with your Tim, and who the fuck are you!?"


So huh...

do something useful

[93] You start doing backflips. The guards and your teammates are very amused, and this helps distract the guards when Steve knocks them out.

Steve looks at the captives for a while and says "Okay people, we can't really have you conscious, so I will knock you all down. I'm sure you don't mind. I mean, it beats being dead, right?"

Knock out all of our captives, then wait for a while just in case someone wants to do something with them. After the wait (and assuming someone doesn't want to use them in some way), slit all of their throats. Leave the lobotomized one alive. I like that one.

You walk behind the distracted guards and knock them out, one by one, leaving only one conscious. The gut shot one bled out, and you stomp, stab and slice the unconscious ones until they die, and doing that grants you great pleasure.

The lobotomized one drools on your shirt (describe your shirt, especially if it's hawaiian).

I interrogate the guards.

You grab the only living and thinking guard by the throat and start asking questions. Any question that come to mind, and you have some funny ideas. (Interrogation is best done in many mini-turns, and it's good to specify the questions and methods, or I may be a bit creative. Also, if you people want to see textual torture porn, then interrogation is the way to go.)

"Where are the weapons?" - "In the armory! First floor, the first corridor on the right after you enter the main hall, the second door on the left!"

"Where is the big wig?" - "Top floor! His office, I'm not allowed in there!"

"WHERE IS SHE!?" - "Aah, I don't know! DON'T HURT ME" he screeches and puts his forearms between his head and you.

Keep my sights on that guard, and don't do anything else. If he makes a move, shoot him. We don't want unnecessary bodies.
((sorry, could've sworn I posted.))

((Why are you always late!? /hypocrisy /being_a_dick.))

You leave the rifle aimed at the last remaining guard. He does seem relieved that you didn't shoot him, but he is still very scared and he doesn't move.

Suddenly, you spot men with rifles and pistols run out of a building nearby and exchange gunfire with a patrol car nearby. One of them throws someting, somethign you presume was a grenade, and then that something violently explodes underneath the police car, setting it ablaze. It seems that outside intervention was going to be the motive of the night. You don't know who these forces might be, but they are either military, or people with military training. Some of them seem better trained than others, perhaps they were (or are) special forces. Nevertheless, you see the attacking force (around twenty in number, including four of these special ops types) are heading towards the palace. You radio it in to your buds inside, and return to scoping the place out, when you see that the last living guard gets up from his knees and bolts it towards the main entrance.

[31] The shot was hard to pull off, because you were first looking away, because the man was running fast, and because the distance was also very long. Perhaps that was why the bullet struck the man right under his knee, with enough force to rip his lower leg off. You partially expected the man to be dead on the first shot, so you dind't react in time when his body slid around the corner of a building, making you lose sight of him.

All of you hear many gunshots in the streets, explosions and screams of people. The men inside the mansion and Andres hear Playergamer's report of what is going on outside.


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Spoiler: Hawk132/Steve (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Andres/Jack (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: conein/Marco (click to show/hide)

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Re: Roll to Assassinate -- A cheeky/edgy game where you kill various peeps. 6/6
« Reply #172 on: November 02, 2015, 12:02:17 pm »

((It's hard to see the white flowers on it though, thanks to all the blood.))

Steve's smile disappears once he notices that the lobo-guard drooled on his shirt. "You've made a grave mistake, my friend."

Insert his face into a wall. Violently.

After that, he turns to his comrades with the grin returned to his face. "Judging from what's happening outside, it seems like we need to hurry up." He then walks over to the last survivor and asks him a question while casually wiping the blood off his kukri on the guard's shirt. "Way to go upstairs. Where?"

If I've gotten directions from the guard, then move towards there. Once I've encountered a door, ready my shotgun and wait for the others. If I didn't get an answer or if it feels like I've been lied to - point at my kukri and then ask the question again. Oh, and I shouldn't forget to take care of him on the way out. I'll leave the exact method to you, SaberTooth.
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« Reply #173 on: November 02, 2015, 10:54:46 pm »

By the way, you said I had a rifle, but I have an FN Five Seven. Next I'll ask the guard the name of the "bigwig" (he could be thinking of someone else) and the circumstances under which it would be at least marginally acceptable to even go near there. Stab knife into his arm if he hesitates for too long.
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« Reply #174 on: November 05, 2015, 08:16:06 am »

Playergamer! Andres! Hiddenleafguy! conein!

Please post an action soon or I may give in to procrastination!
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« Reply #175 on: November 06, 2015, 03:16:12 pm »

Yas.

"Backflips man. I found a new reason to live. Talk about life, those explosions aren't reassuring."

Folow Steve.
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« Reply #176 on: November 11, 2015, 05:21:23 pm »

Okay, the people who haven't posted have time til tomorrow to post an action or get skipped. If you want out, then say it out loud!
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« Reply #177 on: November 11, 2015, 05:30:09 pm »

Send some PMs to increase the chance that they notice this is back.

Unless you've already done that.
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« Reply #178 on: November 12, 2015, 07:00:35 pm »

Waitlist, por favor. If this is active still. What would 'mechanics' be for skills? Actually, a brief meta of how all the skills work would be nice.
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« Reply #179 on: November 13, 2015, 04:08:52 am »

Mechanics is basically your skills with mechanical tools, like lockpicks. It is also improtant when your gun inevitably breaks down. Any sort of repairing, trapmaking and crafting (except for explosives) refers to that skill.

Explosives is all about the TNT's and C4's and stuff. Not rocket launchers, just explosives you plant.

What driving is, everyone can see. It is shaped like itself.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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