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[Lidku]

Dorf me please

Name: Fuaki Loarc, unruly recruit.

[Gwolfski]

me wanna go pls!

[Monitor Lisard]

Ok, noted. I'm out of town for a couple of days, I'll add everyone to the list when I'm at home. Will probably upload the save in a few days.

[Monitor Lisard]

Ok, everyone's dorfed and added to the list. I also updated the queue... Welp, I should've been able to finisdh my turn today, but irrational and unpredictable behaviour of conscripted marksdwarves (with plenty of ammo on the squad list), who kept jumping off the ramps and getting destroyed in seconds really gave me butthurt. So, here's a shortish update. Also, I guess one should station em' shooters rather than give direct orders to kill, because of reasons above.

So, there were drinks an' food galore, and I fancied meself a nice snack and a dandy ol' mug of rum. Peeps around seemed displeased by me actions, tho, so I told em to go and get some bone and make a single crossbow. No one really minded this time... We're getting steak fo' dinner, kiddos!



No one really knew how to make crossbows, tho, so I simply told 'em Mr Frog to make one. Those must be no different from a mandoline, for sho, and no harder than a pair o' drums, I tell ya.



While them boney friend were chasing local wildlife (some kind of furry critter, whats' they call it, a stoat?), I found a crossbowguy by the name of Fuaki, and told him to get his arse to the top.



We're ready to hit'em hard, baby... Wait, is that guy sleeping? Aw, man, that's bullshit-.




I'll try to play some more today.

[Nickolai Don Bonavitch]

Note to all Dorfs: My turn shall involve talking emu-people. They may be invisible.

Or they might simply be the imaginings of a diseased mind

They are invisible... plotting my downfall.
I know it.

WE SHALL USE THE HOLY MAGMA

[Monitor Lisard]

So, uhm... Kinda having troubles with time to play, I hope someone's still reading. Here's the save. If Fniff won't show up any soon, Nickolai Don Bonavitch can take over and so on. Have fun!

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11056

Also, unlike me, you shouldn't be scared to get any dorf murdered. Run this shit into the ground, I'm tired of crossbowdwarves trying to shoot em zambies from 1 metre distance.

[Fniff]

I'll try my best! Expect an update.

[Nickolai Don Bonavitch]

USE MAGMA

[Fniff]

Okay, so I'm on Late Spring at 6th Felsite, and holy shit is this going badly and then well again. A teaser: we have our first and definitely not last ghost.
I'll update once summer hits.

[Fniff]

oh dear christ
I'm... I have seen things.
I think you might want to skip my turn. The fortress crumbled... A lot of things... happened...

Sorry.

[Monitor Lisard]

No worries, I we had troubles with tis as well. Might try to finish my turn... Or leave it to Nickolai instead. Are you ready to play?

[Nickolai Don Bonavitch]

I'm here. Grabbing the save.
Sorry was gone for few days.

I'm running it forward from the save posted by monitor lizard.

EDIT: Oh good lord the blood is everywhere