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Isaac23

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(Panda Activity)
« on: August 02, 2015, 08:48:25 pm »

A panda murdered 4 of my starting seven dwarves and 2 dogs in the first five minutes of embark.


The panda walked away with almost red everything. It is named "Weakscorched". That is all.
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Re: (Panda Activity)
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2015, 08:52:19 pm »

I had a similar experience, but with Unicorns.  My sympathies :(  The most sensible course of action you can take now is find a Savage and/or Joyous jungle, and dedicate your Fortress to the capture/taming/wholesale slaughter of pandas.

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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2015, 08:58:35 pm »

You've never been more right, but I'm going to stick with this fort to see if the panda returns. It will face revenge.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2015, 05:39:22 pm »

Your fort has been murdered by something too lazy to have sex.  That is a sad example of dwarfdom.
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2015, 02:06:33 pm »

Your fort has been murdered by something too lazy to have sex.  That is a sad example of dwarfdom.
That is basically what being a dorf is. Getting murdered by adorable ursines is just level one.
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2015, 07:55:34 am »

Anyone else wonder what pandas taste like?
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2015, 03:22:03 am »

Anyone else wonder what pandas taste like?
Spiced Beef.

Since I imagine that's what most bears taste like.
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2015, 04:28:57 am »

Not [care] bears they taste like !!FUN!! If not cooked properly  :)
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2015, 05:07:04 am »

Panda-normal Activity. Rated R... for retarded.
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