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[Bluexdog]

Kill the goblin

[conein]

kill stuff

[Salsacookies]

Kick Goblin six in the groin

[Harry Baldman]

Kick Goblin six in the groin

Take turns kicking Goblin Six in the nuts until he dies.

[Twinwolf]

Kill the goblin

(3) Goblin 4 stands back a bit from your wild slashes.

kill stuff

(5) Off with the head of 5!

Kick Goblin six in the groin

(1) Your kick misses by such a wide margin you somehow end up kicking Bobby in the groin.

Kick Goblin six in the groin

Take turns kicking Goblin Six in the nuts until he dies.

(1) You recoil in pain from getting kicked, and then somehow end up kicking yourself!

Goblins 4 and 6 are alive.
(3) 4 just misses Benny.
(1) 6 ends up chomping on 4, somehow. (6) He ends up chomping right through his brain. 4 dies.

[conein]

kill mister six

[Bluexdog]

KILL THE ONE THAT BIT ME!

[Harry Baldman]

"Argh! The rule of three! Bane of kings!"

Roll away a bit to regain composure and imperial bearing. The others probably have the confused goblin well in hand.

[Salsacookies]

Decapitate goblin 4

[Twinwolf]

(1)(3)(4) While Goblin 6 is laughing at Conein tripping over and stabbing himself in the foot, Arthur and Benny sneak up and stab him, and then decapitate him.

Between the Goblins and the small treasure chest in the room, 300 gold is gained. How much does each person carry?

[Harry Baldman]

"Now then, since two of us are royalty here, we should get a hundred gold each. The other two split the remaining hundred," Emperor Bobby explains. "You two guys are better at stabbing anyway."

[conein]

"Yeah. Can we like go down and deposit the money or something?"

[Salsacookies]

"Nope, let's keep going!"

[Harry Baldman]

"With only 300 gp! Surely you cannot be serious. We ought to keep going, with the gold to motivate us! If I can weather a thrice-kicked groin, you can weather a once-stabbed foot, my good man."

Let us move along!

[conein]

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