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Author Topic: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)  (Read 4014 times)

3man75

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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2015, 09:20:07 pm »

I'm good with taking him for interrogation. We could sneak some of his money away once he gets taken...

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-1. Far too much risk for too little reward. How much do you think a Kolechian war refugee would have?

Enough to be a spy for his country. Enough to eat once he's here. Enough to pay for fake passports and run a smuggeling ring. Simply put enough.

Glory to Arstotzka.
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2015, 11:27:42 am »

You deny yourself empathy. "You have just assaulted an Arstotzkan official. Come with me or I will use force." you say demandingly. He hugs his wife, and goes with you.



You go back up the line without incident, this time with no one insulting you or commenting on the system. Passing the border checkpoint to the detention area, you whisper to the inspector, "Try to speed it up a little bit, they're getting restless and that just makes all of our jobs harder."

He replies, "Perhaps they should build another checkpoint then!" and you continue on to the detention area. Upon arrival, there is an older looking officer sitting at a desk in a room with three empty, large cages.

"What'd this one do?" he asks.
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2015, 01:50:02 pm »

" He assaulted us and tried to stir up some other refugees to to storm the checkpoint."
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2015, 02:04:03 pm »

Tell him what we know. He was insulting Arstotzka and spit on us.
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2015, 02:24:17 pm »

Tell him what we know. He was insulting Arstotzka and spit on us.

An causing a ruckus in line.
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2015, 02:33:31 pm »

Tell him what we know. He was insulting Arstotzka and spit on us.
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2015, 03:24:49 pm »

"He was insulting Arstotzka and he spit on me. He was also causing ruckus in the line." you answer.

"Insulting Arstotzka, eh?" the officer asks, then stands and handcuffs the man. "Well we'll make certain that doesn't happen again." He turns to you. "Good work, Private. I'll tell your officer about your commendable acts. Now back to formation."
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2015, 03:29:46 pm »

"Glory to Arstotzka."
Return to formation and stay on the lookout for suspicious behaviour.
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #38 on: August 04, 2015, 05:48:19 pm »

"Glory to Arstotzka."
Return to formation and stay on the lookout for suspicious behaviour.

+1 Thank our comrade for holding the line while we left. Tell him next time we'll switch.
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2015, 09:46:02 pm »

You walk back to the front of the fence, and stand next to the other guard. "Thanks for holding the line in my absence. Next time, we can switch if you'd like."

"Sounds good to me." he replies.
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #40 on: August 04, 2015, 09:58:26 pm »

Scan the line for trouble.  Consider whether we can help our wife come back to Arstotzka through the checkpoint.
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #41 on: August 04, 2015, 10:19:39 pm »

Fast forward to telling Alexius's girls he's dead.
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #42 on: August 05, 2015, 12:29:19 am »

Fast forward to telling Alexius's girls he's dead.
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #43 on: August 05, 2015, 10:38:44 pm »

Fast forward to telling Alexius's girls he's dead.
((Knock it off.))
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Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #44 on: August 05, 2015, 10:40:38 pm »

Scan the line for trouble.  Consider whether we can help our wife come back to Arstotzka through the checkpoint.
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