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Author Topic: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil  (Read 10803 times)

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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2015, 03:37:42 pm »

Pull on the controls in an attempt to make it go too fast.
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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2015, 03:38:13 pm »

Hijo de puta. I'm important evidence! Get away from the bin and head towards the parking lot, keeping an eye out for an open car. If there is one, get inside it and look for keys.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2015, 03:41:27 pm by Fniff »
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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2015, 03:54:43 pm »

Blazing glory copied me. I swear. :c

I changed character anyways
« Last Edit: July 31, 2015, 04:05:53 pm by conein »
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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2015, 04:08:56 pm »

Try the open window.
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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2015, 06:44:09 pm »

Blazing glory copied me. I swear. :c
Yeah, 'cause I'm psychic and awesome.

Get up and start going down the hall.
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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2015, 07:37:16 pm »

Get the revolver.
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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2015, 07:52:28 pm »

"FLESHBAG.  RELEASE ME AND YOU SHALL BE THE LAST TO DIE."

Give this generous offer to the inferior lifeform approaching me.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2015, 08:59:47 pm by Nunzillor »
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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #37 on: August 01, 2015, 10:55:02 am »

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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #38 on: August 01, 2015, 08:46:24 pm »

Attempt to communicate with the waiting bear via charades. What is it waiting for?
[5] It seems to be waiting for orders.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Pull on the controls in an attempt to make it go too fast.
[2] As you reach for it, you fall out of your owner's arms and tumble to his feet.
[6] No one notices your fall. You see a switch marked "Manual Air-Bag Deployment" by the pilot's feet.

Hijo de puta. I'm important evidence! Get away from the bin and head towards the parking lot, keeping an eye out for an open car. If there is one, get inside it and look for keys.
[2] The only cars there are squad cars, and they all look locked.
[5] Suddenly, a dented van pulls up, and from the side doors leap 3 hooligans with spray cans. The doors are left open for a quick getaway.

Spoiler: Beaar (click to show/hide)
First, I need a more definitive size. Give feet, or comparison to a full-grown adult.
Also, the story is set in a made up city in the US, because I just don't know Finland.
But let's begin: [3] You have finally managed to crawl out from under your owner's bed.
[4] Some of his "tools" are still around the room: small box of pins, his penknife, and his lighter.
[6] The beams of the early sun pass through the window, but your captor is fast asleep.
The two exits are the bedroom door and the window.

Try the open window.
You hop out onto the drive way, and find yourself in the suburbs.
[5] You notice the garage door is not completely closed. It seems to be stuck a foot off the ground.
Whenever doing an action that employs your greater intelligence, put that next to your action, because I'll probably forget.

Blazing glory copied me. I swear. :c
Yeah, 'cause I'm psychic and awesome.

Get up and start going down the hall.
You walk down the hall, towards the back door. (The one without that damn tricky latch.)
[3] Due to the fact that the new tenants have not yet unwrapped the items laying about, you find nothing of use.
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Get the revolver.
[4] The father stirs slightly, but otherwise you are undetected in your operation.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"FLESHBAG.  RELEASE ME AND YOU SHALL BE THE LAST TO DIE."

Give this generous offer to the inferior lifeform approaching me.
[1] "You hear that? He threatened me. Now, by law, we have the right to get rid of him. Sorry, Jack, maybe next time you won't make them sadistic murder machines."
The guards aim their weapons. The other scientist looks furious.


It is now sunrise.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2015, 09:34:20 pm by Tomasque »
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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #39 on: August 01, 2015, 09:27:32 pm »

Check Sally's room, to amass an army of stuffed toys and dolls.
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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2015, 09:33:13 pm »

Check Sally's room, to amass an army of stuffed toys and dolls.
[5] You find no other living toys in her room. ((The odds were very low.))
((Do not forget you can locate the characters of others if you wish to work together.))


It is now sunrise.

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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #41 on: August 01, 2015, 09:35:52 pm »

Go for the controls while they're distracted.
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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #42 on: August 01, 2015, 09:50:04 pm »

Do charades to tell it to go bring back a corpse for conversion into more siblings.

Create more siblings from random shit.
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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #43 on: August 01, 2015, 09:57:17 pm »

Go for the controls while they're distracted.
You never sped up the craft. You fell on the floor when reaching for the steering column.

Do charades to tell it to go bring back a corpse for conversion into more siblings.

Create more siblings from random shit.

This is an abandoned warehouse. There are no corpses nearby. Do you mean for your minion to kill someone?
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Re: Fluff-pocalypse: Unbearable Evil
« Reply #44 on: August 01, 2015, 10:09:49 pm »

Yes.
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