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Voting closed: August 07, 2015, 06:46:40 am

[Dumbestdorf]

Yeah, apparently they can. Happened to me with soldiers teleporting out of topside barracks while training, right in the middle of a bunch of zombies.

[PyroTechno]

Yeah, the "dodging through walls" bug is a known and acknowledged one.

[Bearskie]

Beep bloop. Paging uber pye...

I'll give him an extra 48 hours. If we end up with no response, then we'll have to decide what to do

[Bearskie]

Unfortunately no cigar, uber pye just PM-ed me; he's going to be skipping his turn due to being busy.

That means Taupe, you're up next! Gooood luck.

[Rose]

Maybe leave the name in the list as voluntarily skipped?

[Heretic]

Maybe leave the name in the list as voluntarily skipped?

I think it's the best solution

[Bearskie]

K, thats fair.  Taupe, can you dorf me as the brewer Tholtig Pagedink?  Name me McBarsky.

[Taupe]

So im currently finishing Immortalitytowers and then Im jumping straight into the Murderflood reboot. You'll have to bump me down a few notches down the list im afraid, as I cant realistically take over another fort at the moment.

[Rose]

Time for Immortal-D then.

[Bearskie]

Yes, Immortal-D. Taaaaaakeee theee saaaave.....

Edit - Taupe, I've bumped you down 5 turns then, after Japa. If anyone else wants to postpone their turn in this way (im looking at you uber pye), let me know.

[Immortal-D]

Journal of Immortal-D

Against all logic, this fool's errand might actually succeed.  Although our entire farming operation is out in the open where those filthy hippies can reach us, I think we're ok for now.


The Tower itself is truly a work of art.  The different widths of the floors means you can always tell where you are, plus we have minecarts leading straight to the quarry, thoughtfully built by our first Overseer.


I can't wait to expand upon our glorious Dwarven Tower, inspiring awe wonder amongst the other races.

Journal of ID

The Queen is a bloody moron.  I mean for Armok's sake, our entire livelihood is just laying around completely unprotected.  And worse, that... augh, awful sunshine.


Don't even get me started on the Tower itself.  Sure it's fancy, but so completely impractical.  I mean, our minecarts are all above ground, a great big 'follow this path to kill Dwarves'.  The Overseer who thought that was a good idea deserves to be run over for his efforts.


I can't wait to get the heck out of here.  This place will only serve to inspire the other races of our stupidity.

[Bearskie]

Excellent. Nothing better than an overseer of questionable sanity to take charge in building a tower. In fact, I think that's how necromancer towers get started.


Journal of Tholtig ‘McBarsky’ Pagedinks

So I heard we’ve got another new overseer today; rumour’s being he’s in two minds about everything. Only reason we got him is that nobody wanted to wear the hat this time round. I don’t blame them.  Wear that hat, and the world sees you. Next thing, you’re a cheesemaker at the bottom of a well, or a militia captain bleeding into the loam.

They said it was an accident, but only a blind dwarf would believe that. Same way they’d believe that the microcline is red.  I saw the barracks that day. Even a kid could shove someone off that balcony, given the right timing. And then its just the sky between you and the cold hard ground. Practically identical modus operandi with the cheesemaker case. One small push, tumble down the staircase, stone cold.

I hate pushy people. Gets ale all over my tunic.

[DDDragoni]

How's the turn going, Immortal-D?

[Immortal-D]

How's the turn going, Immortal-D?

Making progress.  I got stuck with a lot of work stuff, so I expect to be finished this coming weekend.

[Bearskie]

Alright, just keep in mind the two-week rule (which I do intend to enforce).