20 MalachiteTurns out this is the year of the migrants. I am somewhat concerned that a previous Overseer left a mere 6 rooms...
And without a roof. Hmmm.. If I add a roof, then no Dwarf can accuse me of not contributing something to the Tower. Then I can focus all of my efforts on the grand
SHUT UP YOU FOOL!9 LimestoneEveryone keeps looking at me like I'm crazy (like we don't have more important things to worry about). Some miserable smith just reported that he's out of fuel.
Why even bother telling me this?
Everyone know IThis is awful! We can't have our Fortress's greatest contributors lacking proper tools!
I order many trees slain and sent to our... 5 Wood Burning furnaces?! Which I can't find. Screw it, we'll move that to
*redacted* as well.
25 LimestoneI We have been getting far too many questions, which has slowed construction considerably. Fortunately, some Goblins arrived to provide brief entertainment.
They milled about on the hillside for a bit, clearly impressed by
I think the only reason we survived is b/c they were paralyzed from laughter. I ordered the militia to assemble on the lower plains, and battle was joined soon thereafter.One of the Marksdwarves saw fit to charge the fray. Thankfully, live-fire exercises are great practice for teaching proper fighting techniques. I hope he will use this experience to its' fullest, and learn from his mistakes.8 SandstoneOur time here is nearing an end
I will live forever!!!!!We have begun testing of our defenses
20 SandstoneI just... I don't even know anymore. Literally, in the span of a few minutes between arrival of this beast and the report reaching me, this is what happened, in order;
Titan Arrives, and immediately begins a terrible battle with... an
Echidna.
They are evenly matched, until 3 useless beards decide to join the fray.
The Titan roundhouse kicks the Dwarve's heads into paste.
This provides the Echidna with a crucial opening, allowing it to land multiple devastating blows.
The Titan, now severely injured, decides 'screw this', and walks out of our territory
The Dwarves are recovered, but neither Titan or Echidna can be found. It is a mystery.
30 SandstoneWe are finished!! 3z's of safe haven for all those who hate Towers.8 TimberClearly we deserve to celebrate.But I don't think
You shut up! We're in charge nowFine, seems kinda crowded though.
You know what? Screw this. I'm going to build my own party hall! With blackjack! And hookers!Actually, forget the party hall and the blackjack.Actually I don't mind waiting. But others might not be so keen, so I have no choice but to appease the pitchfork and torch wielding folk that are clamoring for an update by also joining in the queue that requests for a save file of some sort.
Right, I believe I'm slated to be next in line, so grabbing the save.
Ah screw the whole thing.