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[Dampe]

Mr. Bones sasses the boss because he's bad to the booone oh yeaaah!

[Flying Dice]

"oi m8 fuk off i'm jacked and i'm jackin' in"

Brain to body: make it so.

[kj1225]

"And last night you were jackin' off. You really need t get a girl Blaze."

[zomara0292]

(I am so watching this)

[PrivateNomad]

You log in, and it brings you to a loadout menu where you may get guns and other equipment. You may get a firearm, an armor piece, and a tactical or lethal.

Movement Speed = SANIC 5P33D. Minimum of 3. You can sprint at double movement speed, but you cannot take another action that turn.
Health = 5TR0NK * 2

FIREARMS

Spoiler: The AWP (click to show/hide)

This baby is the apex of 1337 sniper rifles; the AWP is a high-powered sniper rifle specialized in long-ranged combat, and could easily kill something instantly with a well-placed headshot. While specializing at a long range, it is very inaccurate at a closer range; but killing people at close range grants you MLG points if you quickscope or noscope them.

DMG: 4d6
Medium Rng Penalty: -1d6 HIT
Close  Rng Penalty: -2d6 HIT
MISC: -1 SPEED when equipped

Spoiler: The SPAS-13 (click to show/hide)

The SPAS-13 is a single-shot shotgun designed for fucking up noobs at a close range, dealing massive damage to them if you hit. But have fun doing damage to anything at a higher range.

DMG: 4d6
Medium Rng Penalty: -1d6 HIT, -2d6 DMG, 3ft. SPREAD
Long Rng Penalty: -3d6 HIT, -3d6 DMG, 6 ft. SPREAD
MISC: -1 SPEED when equipped

Spoiler: The M17 (click to show/hide)

The M17 is a standard, close to medium range assault rifle designed for efficient pwning of noobs.

DMG: 3d6
Long Rng Penalty: -1d6 HIT
MISC: -1 SPEED when equipped

Spoiler: The MP8 (click to show/hide)

The MP8 - a light, efficient sub machine gun useful at all ranges.

DMG: 2d6

Spoiler: The LSAT (click to show/hide)

The LSAT is a light machine gun which can absolutely shred its opponents at a close to medium range. Unfortunately, it is quite heavy.

DMG: 4d6
Long Rng Penalty: -1d6 HIT
MISC: -2 SPEED when equipped, -1d6 HIT

Spoiler: The 9mm Pistol (click to show/hide)

An easily used pistol, viable at all ranges.

DMG: 2d6

ARMOR

Spoiler: Light Kevlar Vest (click to show/hide)

A light vest of kevlar that stops 9mm bullets that hit your torso area. 1d6 block.

Spoiler: Heavy Kevlar Vest (click to show/hide)

A heavy vest of kevlar that reduces the impact of bullets. 2d6 block, -1 SPEED.

Spoiler: Flak Vest (click to show/hide)

A trench coat and vest that specializes in protecting the user against explosives. 2d6 block from explosives, -1 SPEED.

TACTICALS/LETHALS

Spoiler: Flash Grenade (click to show/hide)

Blinds the enemy for a turn.

Spoiler: Concussion Grenade (click to show/hide)

Slows enemies down by 50% for a turn.

Spoiler: Sensor Grenade (click to show/hide)

Reveals the approximate location of enemies in a 8x8 area.

Spoiler: Decoy Grenade (click to show/hide)

Simulates fire in an area.

Spoiler: Smoke Grenade (click to show/hide)

Covers a 5x5 area in annoying smoke for 2 turns.

Spoiler: Trophy System (click to show/hide)

Intercepts one enemy projectile.

Spoiler: Frag Grenade (click to show/hide)

Damages enemies in a 5x5 area for 3d6 damage in the 2x2 center, and 1d6 on the outer ring.

Spoiler: Claymore (click to show/hide)

A floor-mounted mine which explodes to deal 4d6 damage when an enemy steps through

Spoiler: Combat Axe/Knife (click to show/hide)

omg 360 tomahawk!11! mom get the cameraaa!11!!!!
-3d6 to hit, but 6d6 DMG. +1 MLG when you kill someone, +2 if its a bankshot.

[kj1225]

Kate takes a 9mm, Light jevlar, and throwing knife.
"Do people even use decoys?"

[Projeck37]

Pip takes an AWP, light kevlar, and a smoke grenade.

[Dampe]

Mr. Bones takes an AWP and a tomahawk.
(No flesh to protect, so why would he need armor?

[My Name is Immaterial]

9mm, Light Kevlar, and Decoy Grenade.

"Do people even use decoys?"

"much unpopularity such unexpected so surprise wow"

[Flying Dice]

AWP, Light Kevlar, Tomahawk.

[PrivateNomad]

((Elf can choose his weapons when he has the chance. I'm just leaving this here.
Combat hasn't started, so you can move anywhere you want until then.
Orange stuff is your MLG meter. +1 MLG a kill, and you use it to use your abilities. Max MLG allows an ub3r ability.
This is basically a test session for me, to decide what I need to rework.))

SuChPwNmUcHmLgWoW [12/12] [0/10]
       ^{(Light Kevlar: 1d6 Block)}
XxXsnipeweedeverydayXxX [6/6] [0/10]
       ^{(Light Kevlar: 1d6 Block)}
xXbLaZeItXx [9/9] [0/10]
       ^{(Light Kevlar: 1d6 Block)}
xXxPip_PepexXx [12/12] [0/10]
       ^{(Light Kevlar: 1d6 Block)}
Skoda42 [3/3] [0/10]
       ^{(Heavy Kevlar: 2d6 Block, -1 SPEED)}
mr_b0n3z [15/15] [0/10]

Squad g3t_pu55y has spawned on top of a tiled sidewalk with gravel around them; in front of them is a small complex with closed metallic doors, with two potted cannabis plants beside it.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Cam takes a Heavy Kevlar Vest, an AWP and a Trophy System.

[Flying Dice]

"omg fukkin move tards"

Move to the corner on the right, start peeking it and waiting for someone to open the door.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

.....
Cam doesn't seem to care, and positions themselves on the corner to the left.

[Projeck37]

"no fat arse"
Pip stands still, aiming at the door.