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[kj1225]

Kate moves up to open the doors.

[Dampe]

Mr. Bones levels his AWP at the door and puts on a pair of officially licensed MLG sunglasses.



"Get ready, fuckboys. It's time to do some spookin'."

[PrivateNomad]

SuChPwNmUcHmLgWoW [12/12] [0/10]
       ^{(Light Kevlar: 1d6 Block)}
XxXsnipeweedeverydayXxX [6/6] [0/10]
       ^{(Light Kevlar: 1d6 Block)}
xXbLaZeItXx [9/9] [0/10]
       ^{(Light Kevlar: 1d6 Block)}
xXxPip_PepexXx [12/12] [0/10]
       ^{(Light Kevlar: 1d6 Block)}
Skoda42 [3/3] [0/10]
       ^{(Heavy Kevlar: 2d6 Block, -1 SPEED)}
mr_b0n3z [-1/15] [0/10]
Noob [9]
       ^(AWP)
Noob [9]
       ^(MP8)
Noob [9]
       ^(9mm)

~Training: the Dankening~

They get in position, and XxXsnipeweedeverydayXxX opens the doors.
[16] VS [18] An AWP suddenly fires from a noob in the far back corner, flying past XxXsnipeweedeverydayXxX and at mr_b0n3z!11!
[7] VS [irr.] mr_b0n3z gets shot by the AWP in the skull and takes 16 FUCKING DAMAGE QYT#BY GQUI! HOLY F A HEADSHOT MUM GET THE CAMERA. He dies and will respawn in a turn.
rip in pepperoni mr_b0n3z. u wil become unkill again turn after next tho

The noob to the right fires at xXxPip_PepexXx with his tryhard MP8!!!
[14] VS [18] BUT IT MISSES, AND BULLET IS KILL

the noob to the left fires at XxXsnipeweedeverydayXxX with his 9mm!!1!
[12] VS [17] EZ DODGES 4 LYFE

[Projeck37]

Fire at the Noob with the AWP.

[kj1225]

Kate goes forward six and knifes the awper. If possible she then throws a knife at the MP8 nub

[Flying Dice]

Quickscope left-side scrub around the corner.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Spawn and bite a noob's face off.

[Dampe]

Respawn and 720-nosc the fuckwit that killed me.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Snipe the AWPer.

[PrivateNomad]

SuChPwNmUcHmLgWoW [12/12] [0/10]
       ^{(Light Kevlar: 1d6 Block)}
XxXsnipeweedeverydayXxX [6/6] [1/10]
       ^{(Light Kevlar: 1d6 Block)}
xXbLaZeItXx [9/9] [2/10]
       ^{(Light Kevlar: 1d6 Block)}
xXxPip_PepexXx [12/12] [1/10]
       ^{(Light Kevlar: 1d6 Block)}
Skoda42 [3/3] [0/10]
       ^{(Heavy Kevlar: 2d6 Block, -1 SPEED)}
mr_b0n3z [-1/15] [0/10]

~Training: the Dankening~

SuChPwNmUcHmLgWoW runs 8 units forward!

XxXsnipeweedeverydayXxX moves forward and knifes the noob AWPer tryhard faget!
[19] VS [9] She hits and deals 10 DMG to the fag, slicing his throat open and killing him ez. +1 MLG!!!! ayy lmao

xXbLaZeItXx qu1cksc0p3z a noob
[11] VS [9] OH MY GOD A QUICKSCOPE!!!! HOW MUCH DMGGG? OH MY GOD 10 DAMAGE AN INSTAKILL HOLY SHIT MOM GET THE CAMERA +2 MLG UH$!#*&T!UN HQPEim


xXxPip_PepexXx hardscopes a scrub!
[17] VS [11] 10 dmg, noob is kill. rip in pepperoni, +1 MLG

SKODA CANT SNIPE ANYONE BECAUSE NOOBS ARE KILL


mr_b0n3z wil respawn next turn

A BAG OF DORITOS HAS SPAWNED

[My Name is Immaterial]

Run forward and nom the bag of doritos

[kj1225]

Get thee doritos!

[Flying Dice]

ACQUIRE DORITOS

[Dampe]

Pray to the Based God in order to obtain the Doritos.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Let them claim the Doritos. Cam was here to eliminate an opponent, nothing more.