My totally fair and just choosing method has produced a player list of Evil Roy of Harry Baldman! Speaks of Toaster! Crit of NAV! Vissilik of IronyOwl! And London Tanner of Ruludos! The rest of you have been shuffled onto the waiting list in no particular order. Without anything more, LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
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THE DAWN OF JUSTICE
'That's the spirit!' General Tullion booms as soon as you've made your willingness to join the side of Justice clear.
'I knew you had the look of HEROES about you! Now, let's see who you are...'With this pronouncement, there's a distorted electronical fanfare and several large, gilded banners tumble down from the ceiling. One has an impressive array of different species and shapes looking up to a light in various heroic poses, with the words 'BE THE HERO YOU NEVER WANTED TO BE' written beneath. Another seems to be the emblem of the JUSTICE CORPS, a shield within a galaxy with the letters 'JS' within. A third just appears to contain various catchy words (
'Patriotism! Order! Freedom! Faith! The People! New! Tradition! Justice! Redemption! Peace!', it begins, and continues for a dozen lines in golden letters).
General Tullion brings up a flickering holoscreen with a wave of his hand.
'Alright! The galactic database tells me you are Evil Roy!' he says, pointing at the very one. The heavy-set man frowns.
'Is... is that your first name, or a title, or...? Well, no matter. You look like just the kind of, uh... thing. We need.'He scratches his head and moves onto the next file, smiling at the saurian sight on the screen.
'Ah, Speaks, is it? Welcome aboard, lizard-man. Or- or is that offensive? I can never tell with you people.'The computer-screen face of Crit pops up next.
'Well, Crit, this looks excellent! Whoever you are, strange robot man! You won't regret this choice! Unlike the people who've tried to decline...'The file that follows seems to actually have quite a bit of text. Tullion, curious, begins reading aloud:
'Vissilik, also known as a 'genius beyond his tim'- wait, did you write this yourself? That's... just the kind of proactive, go-getter attitude we expect here at the Justice Corps! Excellent!'He then moves onto the last.
'London Tanner, eh?' Tullion muses.
'A farmer! That's good, honest work. I'm sure you're glad we beamed you out of there.'Satisfied, Tullion closes the holoscreen.
'Well, I won't waste any more of your time! I'm sure you're all itching to see some action. A HERO's work is never done. Come to the Teleporter Deck when you're ready to start your very first mission. Now, I've transferred three Fabricator Tokens to your accounts to get you all started. If you have any questions, Lux, our ship AI, is always happy to answer. The poor thing's programmed that way. In any case! The Fabricator is to your right, over there, the Simulation Deck is down beyond this door, as is the Transport Hall, if you feel you'll want some kind of vehicle. Oh, and the Bridge is off-limits. If I find out any of you've been trying to get in, it's out of the airlock with you. Oh, and the Replacement Tanks are to your left, but you don't need to worry 'bout that - we didn't bother to clone you. Dismissed! And all that.'Tullion promptly leaves through the same doors he came from. Silence falls upon the hall and the banners flutter a little sadly in artificial wind. You take in the vast, cavernous room; to the right, a massive machine juts out, taking up the entire height of the wall. It's covered in strange pipes, whirring, spinning antennas, discs and receivers, a vast crystal prism of dancing lasers, pumps, glass tubes, monitors, counters, gauges, and a device that goes 'ping' - it is surely the most impressive machine you have ever seen, and proud golden lettering christens it 'THE FABRICATOR'. A small station with screens and buttons sits at the bottom of it all.
To the left appear to be lines of man-sized tanks full of bubbling liquid. Great power lines and tubes fall from them and into the floor, but nothing actually seems to be on at the moment.
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Status: Evil. Purplish?
HP: 30/30
Possessions: 3 Fabricator Tokens
Traits: None
Status: Gnarly.
HP: 30/30
Possessions: 3 Fabricator Tokens
Traits: None
Status: Obsolete.
HP: 30/30
Possessions: 3 Fabricator Tokens
Traits: None
Status: Genial.
HP: 30/30
Possessions: 3 Fabricator Tokens
Traits: None
Status: Normal.
HP: 30/30
Possessions: 3 Fabricator Tokens
Traits: None