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Author Topic: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.  (Read 7156 times)

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2015, 11:33:41 pm »

((Wait list for when people stop dropping. I'll make a char once I know who I'll be replacing?))
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2015, 09:08:01 am »

I'll get a player list and a wait list set up for you guys, then once I've eaten we can get this show on the road.
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« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2015, 11:53:59 am »

OUTSIDE RHCU HQ
WASHINGTON, DC
0800 HOURS


The unmarked van pulls away from the curb, leaving the six of you standing outside a relatively nondescript building. Well, nondescript for DC - the neoclassical structure before you would definitely stand out in, say, Duluth. A plaque to the side of the marble steps proclaims it to be the Department of Natural Sciences. If staying undetected by appearing uninteresting is its job, it's clearly working, as none of the meandering denizens and tourists so much as look twice at the building. You were told to wait here for someone to take you inside, but nobody has materialized so far. Might not be a bad idea to learn something about your new squadmates - the van's driver enforced a strict "No Talking" rule. Asshole.
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2015, 12:02:15 pm »

John uses his hypercognition to analyze the other members of his squad. He checks their capabilities specifically.
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2015, 12:04:39 pm »

"Communications specialist here. Everyone else?"
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2015, 12:22:00 pm »

"Hi, I'm Zack, what's your name?"
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2015, 05:26:08 pm »

Put me on the waitlist, please.
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2015, 05:35:49 pm »

"Damien, containment. Nice to meet you."
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2015, 05:36:23 pm »


This will happen from time to time, don't read spoilers without your name on them. It's so people watching but not playing can follow along with what's going on, instead of me hiding all that in PMs.
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2015, 05:58:53 pm »

John. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2015, 07:47:33 pm »

"Reyes. I shoot things."

Sgt. Reyes pulls a cigarette from his pocket, and lights it up.

"You guys want some?"
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« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2015, 11:00:24 pm »

"S-Sure." He takes one and smokes, coughing instinctively. He wanted to look tough; wasn't working. "Hey, cough you guys know when our 'guy' is supposed to show up?
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Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2015, 11:01:52 pm »

John takes a cigarette and pulls a lighter out from his pocket. A true bum always carries a lighter.
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2015, 11:16:34 pm »

"Dunno. We're just told to wait our asses out here. I figured we'd be waiting for a while though. Nothing ever works according to plan, experience says. Why don't you kids tell me what's your take?"

Smoking on his cigarette, he coughs and decides to throw away the still-lit cigarette, stomping on it.

"This is crap. Should've bought higher quality ones. Anybody got Marlboros?"
« Last Edit: July 29, 2015, 11:23:01 pm by New Guy »
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2015, 11:23:04 pm »

John smokes and knows that these cigarettes are, in fact, quite awful. However, the nicotine helps him think. Calculate the probability that we are supposed to go inside without waiting.
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