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Author Topic: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.  (Read 7153 times)

Twinwolf

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #135 on: January 31, 2016, 12:31:29 pm »

Fire.
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #136 on: January 31, 2016, 02:58:05 pm »

"Opening fire!"

Aim at the area directly around the rod.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2016, 03:00:14 pm by Sosoku234 »
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #137 on: February 01, 2016, 03:45:14 am »

"Peekaboo!"

Spray the guy with paint!

(I actually forgot who has what items.... Can we get a character sheet or at least our inventories?)
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Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #138 on: February 01, 2016, 03:48:47 pm »

(I'm gonna go back and check up on what people grabbed from the armory earlier. Then I'll put it up in the OP.)
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #139 on: February 01, 2016, 07:01:24 pm »

(Okay, I put the basic kit list up in the OP. On top of that, everyone on the op has paint guns firing pressurized paint, plus Yourmaster has that nasty AA12 with explosive rounds for breaching. Speaking of, waiting on your action, Yourmaster.)
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #140 on: February 01, 2016, 07:56:50 pm »

Get back. Don't want to get in the way or use the AA12 too close to civs.
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Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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« Reply #141 on: February 01, 2016, 08:23:38 pm »

Paint surges from the barrels of the team's weapons with a rather disappointing SPLURT noise, and enough lands on the perp's face that you can see he is surprised to still be standing and not lying on the floor with chunks missing. The rod falls to the ground, and the awkwardly floating blob of paint is twitching in place, as if unsure which direction to go.
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #142 on: February 01, 2016, 08:31:33 pm »

If there is a shelf still standing, set the 1919 down on it and draw the tranquilizer 1911.

 "Get down on the ground! NOW!"
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #143 on: February 06, 2016, 09:49:54 am »

Shakily, unsteadily, the floating glop of paint lowers to the floor. The air around it flickers - it hurts to look at - and a man appears, covered in paint and with his hands on his head.
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #144 on: February 06, 2016, 09:57:56 am »

With the certainty of a trained professional, the otherwise aloof Damien restrained the perp with zipcuffs.
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #145 on: February 06, 2016, 09:59:37 am »

Jana keeps her gun trained on the criminal, ready to fire if he tries to run. After loading up the actual rounds of course.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2016, 10:32:02 am by Twinwolf »
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #146 on: February 06, 2016, 10:30:42 am »

We got him, Sarge.
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« Reply #147 on: February 06, 2016, 11:33:33 am »

((PTW. This is beautiful.))

Spoiler: Waitlist, please (click to show/hide)
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #148 on: February 08, 2016, 03:40:51 pm »

(Oh my God I thought I had this thread set to notify. Hang on, I'll get it back on the road.)
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #149 on: February 10, 2016, 09:06:22 pm »

"Nice work, team." He coughs, and you suddenly notice the welling blood. Rather too much for it to be healthy. "And where is that damn medic?"

(AseaHeru, that's your cue.)
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.
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