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[Cheesecake]

"Damn my frail, mortal body!"

Consume my rations of fries. Renew devotion and determination.

[heydude6]

Begin sprinting towards Mt McDonald's

[Dampe]

Um. Journey further. Watch for Cockroach or Akrid in case they catch up to me.

Whatever you have planned, remember Rule #5.

[Andres]

Keep going.

[Lalasa]

Push forward!

[Tawa]

Keep going at quickfast pace. Wierd katana. For great justice.

[Dampe]

Just waiting for _DivideByZero_ to post.

[_DivideByZero_]

Gah sorry, Sir Guiden proceeds toward the tower, looking for any aircraft that might be prowling the skies of this strange and futuristic world. He then tries to shoot one down with his bow.

[Dampe]

Gah sorry, Sir Guiden proceeds toward the tower, looking for any aircraft that might be prowling the skies of this strange and futuristic world. He then tries to shoot one down with his bow.

Tower?
Bow?

[_DivideByZero_]

Gah sorry, Sir Guiden proceeds toward the tower, looking for any aircraft that might be prowling the skies of this strange and futuristic world. He then tries to shoot one down with his bow.

Tower?
Bow?

*Cheeseburger. If I don't have a bow, craft one from the surrounding vegetation.

[Dampe]

**Player 1 rolls a 5!**
Nördstrøm, the Röck 'n' Røll Viking, walks further into the Wasteland. The earth itself seems to shake with every step he takes, and the denizens of the Outer Wasteland cower in fear at his approach.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 84km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 2 rolls a 5!**
As Nerd began his journey into the Outer Wasteland, he thought he saw something walking in a low crouch ahead of him. Perhaps it was once a man, but now, covered in an exoskeleton of dirt, grime, and facial hair, it was little more than a cockroach.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 94km from Mount McDonalds


**Player 3 rolls a 6!**
Fry Cook consumes his French fries, and carries on through the wasteland with renewed vigor.
As night falls, and he sets up camp, he catches a glimpse of a chitinous, spider-like mass scuttling around the perimeter of his camp. Slowly, he draws his spatula from its sheath and holds it at the ready.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 91km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 4 rolls a 2!**
As Cockroach heads through the Wasteland, he senses that he is being followed, and slows his pace to a crawl, attempting to evade further detection.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 94km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 5 rolls a 5!**
Akrid, Princess of the Apocalypse, skitters across the Wasteland. When darkness falls, she spots a campfire, and a lone man sitting by it.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 91km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 6 rolls a 3!**
Sir Guiden and his disciples press on. Although Sir Guiden desperately wants to craft a bow, he does not know how.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 89km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 7 rolls a 4!**
Moon Uzt traver very fast. Soon he wirr consume the Cheeseburger, he thinks.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 87km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 8 rolls a 2!**
Flare continues into the Wasteland, but the treacherous terrain makes for slow going.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 92km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 9 rolls a 5!**
WAAAAAAAAAGH!
Distance at the end of Day 3: 86km from Mount McDonalds

***RULE CHANGE***
FOR THE NEXT TWO TURNS, RULE #5 IS REVOKED!
***RULE CHANGE***

[heydude6]

Give out a piercing shriek with the hopes of attracting any aggressive fauna, then burrow underground and continue my journey.

EDIT: "You there, Fleshling... what are you doing all the way out here in the desert in the middle of the night?"

[_DivideByZero_]

Research bow. Assign followers as scientists. Maybe scavenge a few lab coats from an abandoned convenience store if possible.

What weapons do I have? Or do I just have to improvise?

Craft a bow from scavenged materials, instructing my followers in the ways of the old medievals so that they can arm themselves as well.

[Tawa]

***RURE CHANGE***
FOR THE NEXT TWO TURNS, RURE #5 IS REVOKED!
***RURE CHANGE***

Keep traverring, knowing that nobody can interact with me at arr.

[Dampe]

***RULE CHANGE***
FOR THE NEXT TWO TURNS, RULE #5 IS REVOKED!
***RULE CHANGE***

Keep traverring, knowing that nobody can interact with me at arr.

No, no, no. Rule #5 is being revoked, not invoked.
In other words, players can try to kill each other for the next two turns.