**Player 1 rolls a 5!**
Nördstrøm, the Röck 'n' Røll Viking, walks further into the Wasteland. The earth itself seems to shake with every step he takes, and the denizens of the Outer Wasteland cower in fear at his approach.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 84km from Mount McDonalds
**Player 2 rolls a 5!**
As Nerd began his journey into the Outer Wasteland, he thought he saw something walking in a low crouch ahead of him. Perhaps it was once a man, but now, covered in an exoskeleton of dirt, grime, and facial hair, it was little more than a cockroach.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 94km from Mount McDonalds
**Player 3 rolls a 6!**
Fry Cook consumes his French fries, and carries on through the wasteland with renewed vigor.
As night falls, and he sets up camp, he catches a glimpse of a chitinous, spider-like mass scuttling around the perimeter of his camp. Slowly, he draws his spatula from its sheath and holds it at the ready.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 91km from Mount McDonalds
**Player 4 rolls a 2!**
As Cockroach heads through the Wasteland, he senses that he is being followed, and slows his pace to a crawl, attempting to evade further detection.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 94km from Mount McDonalds
**Player 5 rolls a 5!**
Akrid, Princess of the Apocalypse, skitters across the Wasteland. When darkness falls, she spots a campfire, and a lone man sitting by it.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 91km from Mount McDonalds
**Player 6 rolls a 3!**
Sir Guiden and his disciples press on. Although Sir Guiden desperately wants to craft a bow, he does not know how.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 89km from Mount McDonalds
**Player 7 rolls a 4!**
Moon Uzt traver very fast. Soon he wirr consume the Cheeseburger, he thinks.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 87km from Mount McDonalds
**Player 8 rolls a 2!**
Flare continues into the Wasteland, but the treacherous terrain makes for slow going.
Distance at the end of Day 3: 92km from Mount McDonalds
**Player 9 rolls a 5!**
WAAAAAAAAAGH!
Distance at the end of Day 3: 86km from Mount McDonalds
***RULE CHANGE***
FOR THE NEXT TWO TURNS, RULE #5 IS REVOKED!
***RULE CHANGE***