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[Salsacookies]

Logo yummy.

[Dampe]

Um... Hidden AWACS base? Fully stocked? Or if not... I'll come up with something else later.

Sorry, no.

[Lalasa]

I approve of the new logo.  It is delicious.

[Salsacookies]

What sort of game system have you designed for this?

[Dampe]

What sort of game system have you designed for this?

Your main goal is to get through the wasteland and get The Last Cheeseburger.
Rolls will be 1d6 to perform any action, 6 being total success, 1 being abject failure.
Other than that, anything goes until stated otherwise.
(Mount McDonalds holds many secrets.)

[Dampe]

Let's see. Well, I like fantasy better than sci-fi, so let's do this accordingly.

Spoiler: Flare(what type of name is this? And how did I come up with it?) (click to show/hide)

No rules? K.
Flare was a nameless orphan wandering the wasteland. Somehow, at the age of 5, she found an abandoned dragon about the same age as her. Since then, she has acquired one fire-breathing dragon, a auto loaded crossbow(with iron sights), a quiver of 20 weighted maraging steel bolts, twin graphene electrocharged energy swords, and scaled armor. She wants the cheeseburger. For her dragon to eat. By the way, the dragon can talk. And her name is Peril.

That goddamn dragon better be flightless...
:I

[Salsacookies]

Why don't you make your guy a badass caveman with a T-Rex for a pet.

[Dampe]

It needs to be flightless so you don't have an unfair advantage in getting to Mount McDonalds.

[Tawa]

Spoiler: Moon Uzt, the Last Convenience Store Clerk. (click to show/hide)

Young man with grimy purpre jacket, hand down over years from ancestors, Moon froze in cryogenic freezer in convinience store in 2002, but found by dig men in 2[pornography] year. Moon was get burger from freeze for customer on 2002 day, and now want to get one rast burger before negative effects cryogenic freeze set in and kirr. On prus side, Moon shoot cord eye rays because of freeze and is convince he is kungfu ninja master, but bad at communicate with other because cannot into Engrish ranguage.

[Dampe]

Spoiler: Moon Uzt, the Last Convenience Store Clerk. (click to show/hide)

Young man with grimy purpre jacket, hand down over years from ancestors, Moon froze in cryogenic freezer in convinience store in 2002, but found by dig men in 2[pornography] year. Moon was get burger from freeze for customer on 2002 day, and now want to get one rast burger before negative effects cryogenic freeze set in and kirr. On prus side, Moon shoot cord eye rays because of freeze and is convince he is kungfu ninja master, but bad at communicate with other because cannot into Engrish ranguage.

Another reminder of why there's a special place in Hell for Bay12ers.

[Dampe]

LET IT BEGIN.

You all start in the quaint little town of New No
Hope, approximately 100 kilometers from Mount McDonalds.
What will you do?

[heydude6]

Find a store that sells climbing gear and rob it

[Salsacookies]

Rummage about the Library of Destiny to acquire academic materials which explain in exquisite detail the flora, fauna and manmade structures of Mount McDonalds.

[Tawa]

Find katanaaaaaaaaaaaa to make badguy pay.

[Lalasa]

I don't need anything from civilization.  Begin trek towards the great mountain.