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[Cheesecake]

Raise a cult of fast-food followers. Begin pilgrimage with them.

[_DivideByZero_]

I shout to the hills looking to inspire repressed serfs into joining my cause.

[Andres]

GET DA BIGGEST DAKKA AND CHOPPA AND GO TO MCDONALDS.

[Dampe]

Thank you, Shadow.

**Player 1 rolls a 6!**
Nördstrøm, the Hungry King, slings his axe over his shoulder and begins to walk towards Mount McDonalds. The wretched creatures of the Outer Wasteland know to fear him, and scatter like chaff at his approach.
Distance at the end of Day 1: 94km from Mount McDonalds.

**Player 2 rolls a 6!**
Nerd scours the Library of Destiny, and manages to find a grease-stained leaflet advertising the opening of a new McDonald's franchise atop Mount McDonalds.
Distance at the end of Day 1: 100km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 3 rolls a 1!**
Fry Cook begins to walk into the Wasteland at a meandering crawl, stopping to examine ever charred corpse to see if they want to join his cult. It is nearly sundown when he realizes he's made next to no progress. He looks around and sees a group of scavengers looting the burned-out remains of a convenience store. "Brothers!" He exclaims. "Join the Cult of Hamburger!" One levels a bangstick (a crude blunderbuss constructed from a lead pipe) at Fry's head.
Distance at the end of Day 1: 99km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 4 rolls a 3!**
Cockroach walks into the Wasteland, keeping his head low to the ground.
Distance at the end of Day 1: 97km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 5 rolls a 2!**
Akrid succeeds in finding a store that sells climbing gear, but none of it will fit around her grotesque body.
Distance at the end of Day 1: 98km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 6 rolls a 5!**
Sir Guiden heads into the Wasteland, calling for scavengers to join his cause.
Ten are willing to do so.
Distance at the end of Day 1: 95km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 7 rolls a 3!**
Try as Moon Uzt may, he cannot find katanaaaaa. So sow-ree. Moon does find a bent aruminum basebarr bat, and takes it with him.
Distance at the end of Day 1: 97km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 8 rolls a 1!**
Flare looks around for a McDonalds, but there is nothing in sight. She tries to head into the wasteland, but a dust storm keeps her from making any headway.
Distance at the end of Day 1: 99km from Mount McDonalds

 **Player 9 rolls a 4?**
Finds big dakka, but no choppa. Have to walk.
Distance at the end of Day 1: 96km from Mount McDonalds

[heydude6]

"Hmm... Not good... but I will find a way to make it salvageable.

Akrid slices, she dices, she stitches? Yup she stitches and attempts to combine the climbing gears into one giant one that fits her body!

[Cheesecake]

"Heathens! Heretics! Fine, abandon your god, abandon fast-food! I shall go in alone!"

Be a sole pilgrim and hermit, making my way to Mount McDonalds. Religiously fast to seek favor from the Fast-Food ancestors.

[Tawa]

Traver quickfast to mountain. Make sharp bat like katana use rock.

[Lalasa]

Go scouring the wilderness for advantageous items or scraps left behind by the dead while continuing to head towards the mountain.

[_DivideByZero_]

Excellent. Time to inspire courage! After all, followers are no good if they are cowards.

Explain to the peasantry how modern consumerism is repressing them, then tell them that the Cheeseburger must not fall into the hands of greedy capitalists.

Then head forward.

[Salsacookies]

Pack my things and begin my trek to McDonalds

[Dampe]

Tawa, you know if you fuck this roll up, all you'll have is a crumpled piece of aluminum, right? XD

[Tawa]

Most certainry. Katana or bust!

[Andres]

Keep making my way to MM.

[Dampe]

**Player 1 rolls a 5!**
Come dawn, Nördstrøm continues his trek into the Devil's Wasteland.
Off in the distance, Mount McDonalds looms. The Last Cheeseburger awaits.
Distance at the end of Day 2: 89km from Mount McDonalds.

**Player 2 rolls a 1!**
Nerd carefully plans out what equipment he will bring on his journey, but by the time he has finished, his packing list is pages long, and the sun is about to set. He quickly throws a few miscellaneous journals in a burlap sack and hits the road. Or, what's left of it, that is.
Distance at the end of Day 2: 99km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 3 rolls a 2!**
As he curses the unfaithful, Fry continues on towards Mount McDonalds, fasting out of devotion.
But by midday, his stomach is rioting, and his movement has slowed to a crawl. Come nightfall, he has barely traveled a mile.
Distance at the end of Day 2: 97km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 4 rolls a 1!**
Cockroach continues on, stopping at the resting place of every creature that was once living. Their bones have been picked clean by the robovultures. There is nothing of use to be found, and Cockroach has wasted nearly the entire day. He digs himself a foxhole and settles in for the night.
Distance at the end of Day 2: 96km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 5 rolls a 2!**
Akrid frantically tries to stitch together climbing gear to fit her unholy anatomy, but while her chitinous claws are excellent for eviscerating her victims, they are much less so for sewing and stitching.
She screams in rage and frustration at the tattered scraps of climbing gear surrounding her and scuttles out of the store, continuing on toward Mount McDonalds.
Distance at the end of Day 2: 96km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 6 rolls a 3!**
While his disciples fail to understand his rantings against the evils of a materialistic society, they follow Sir Guiden nonetheless. They murmur praises to The Last Cheeseburger as they trek through the hellish Wasteland.
Distance at the end of Day 2: 92km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 7 rolls a 6!**
As Moon Uzt warks, he begin to have bright idea.
He start bashing basebarr bat against rock, and soon enough, he have katana!
He continues into the Wasterand with a smire on his face.
Distance at the end of Day 2: 91km from Mount McDonalds

 **Player 8 rolls a 5!**
Flare continues into the Wasteland, scanning her surroundings for threats.
Distance at the end of Day 2: 94km from Mount McDonalds

**Player 9 rolls a 5?**
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Distance at the end of Day 2: 91km from Mount McDonalds.

[Salsacookies]

Begin the grand trek towards the dark peak of Mt. McD's. Cue Lord of the Rings music