Turn 3
Player Phase
Go try to assimilate the gem
The gem is larger than a sandwich, so you can't assimilate it.
Tag along with everyone else looking to get the gem.
[2]You try to pick up the gem, but you suddenly have a flashback to when your blue house burned down. You recoil from the gem.
[Initiative roll for those outside the clearing: [LSP, Coolrune, HLG][
6, 4, 2]
INSERT GEM INTO RED PORTAL
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4-2]You try to throw the gem into the portal, but a sudden arm cramp causes you to drop it.
Heal myself, then hit Lord Slowpoke in the face for detonating that gem. I needed it.
Fuck it I want that blue gem. Grab the blue gem, see if it has any magical healing qualities and if so, make a wand out of it.
[4]You examine the gem. It does not have any magical healing qualities. That was pointless. You drop the gem. [+1 EXP]
I shall grab this new blue gem, then I shall go to the meeting.
[2]
The gem is gone. Unfortunately, since you are not psychic, you are prevented from going to the meeting by incredibly consistent metagaming rules that have absolutely nothing to do with that 2 you just rolled. I just rolled that die for fun, seriously. These rules will definitely not vanish next turn, for real. Actually.None of that happens, but your action fails anyway because you rolled a 2.
"Wow, all this destructive behavior could seriously damage the environment and perhaps even anger the natives. I can't allow that! We need to establish some more order here!"
Have a meeting with the Treant, Pyromancer, and Woodworker to establish territory arrangements and assist in negotiating a peace treaty between them. Invite all other destructive people and offended parties in the area to attend my meeting.
[2]
"Wow, all this destructive behavior could seriously damage the environment and perhaps even anger the natives. I can't allow that! We need to establish some more order here!"
Have a meeting with the Treant, Pyromancer, and Woodworker to establish territory arrangements and assist in negotiating a peace treaty between them. Invite all other destructive people and offended parties in the area to attend my meeting.
Attend this meeting, as I have been offended by the lack of level-ups this turn! Chat with people about leveling, and if people ask for the pamphlets give them one, otherwise just express distaste for the lack of levels. Oh and give free experience to those who attend.
[5]
Check my briefcase for any mission papers. Then follow the Level-up dude to the meeting.
[1]You forget to defuse the amnesia-gas trap placed on your briefcase. When you wake up, you've forgotten that the meeting was happening.
attend the meeting and cast cure on the injured players that attend the meeting
[3]You make it to the meeting, but are too tired to cast Cure, somehow.
Megggas forgets to actually invite anyone to the meeting, but two people show up anyway. The fanatic shares pamphlets, recites a convincing spiel about the importance of levelling up, and uses Free Experience.
[+3 EXP - Shaporia]
[+1 EXP - Megggas]
[+1 EXP - Roc]
((give me access plz!))
Emoji looks Scared!!!#WutFace
[6]Your face contorts in horror. You forget why, and realize that you might actually be scared of something. Terrified, you flee blindly into the woods. [+1 EXP]
Activate my trap card, thus somehow winning the game! If I do win, make an awesome pose.
[3+1v3]Your trap card lowers their numbers more! The blue square is almost at 0! Unfortunately, it doesn't actually reach 0. Darn.
now that the master of games is done with that match, challenge him. my magic cards,traps and warriors will see battle today!
[1]You run up to the King of Games and start pestering him, interrupting the match. The squirrel glares at you.
You know what, fuck you bear. Admonish the bear for being so rude and make it feel bad for what it did.
[3]The bear glares at you. [+1 EXP]
Pull the sword out of me and walk out of the forest. Attempt to heal my flesh wound using pure willpower.
[5-1]You pull the sword out. As it turns out, it was only a flesh wound—not a serious one. [+2 EXP]
[Serious Wound → Wound]
FIRSTLY, USING MY SCYTHER ABILITIES, CUT DOWN A TREE IN ONE STRIKE OF MY ARMS.
[2]You bash a tree with your bladed arm! Unfortunately, you use the wrong side of your arm, so nothing happens to the tree. Your arm is pretty sore, though.
Perform a badass jump into the portal. Or just go get the blue gem like everyone else wants to.
[4]You leap into the chasm and fall through the portal! Everything is red, and you feel uncomfortably warm.
After a few seconds, your eyes clear. You seem to be standing on red crystal—which is warm to the touch! You're not sure why. Behind you is a red portal, identical to the one in the field.
Other than that, you can't really see much—you're surrounded by a thick red fog. [+2 EXP]
Class: Lich
Create an undead minion.
[3]You create a floating skull.
"Hey, you only created a skull? How dull!"You suspect it won't be very useful. [+2 EXP]
Bears? Run if they attack. If they don't attack, inscribe a trap rune of brainwash animal onto the cave floor and goad them into triggering it.
((Life's working out better now. Posting might be slowed though.))
You enter the cave.
The Alternate Dungeon "Bear Cave" has been unlocked! Unfortunately, Alternate Dungeons have not yet been unlocked.The bears are asleep. [2]As you start to scribble the runes, a bear eyes you. Mind-controlling runes are pretty complicated, so they take a while to inscribe—if the bear attacks, you won't be able to finish them. [+1 EXP]
Pursue the oft-rumored Scyther and study its behavior.
[3]You don't want to get close, since those scythes look pretty nasty, but it looks like it's performing some strange ritual? This could be big! [+2 EXP]
*Coin flipping* Kill pyromancer if he does anything that burns the trees in direct purpose. Don't do anything if he doesn't do it.
[2]You lose track of the pyromancer. It's hard to tail people when you're a giant tree.
Miscellaneous Phase
A police car bursts into the clearing. Two cops step out.
"Excuse me," one asks,
"We're looking for a runic trapmaster—we heard he committed a murder, and we hope to get to him before the statue of limitations expires. Has anyone seen him?""There's no reward, but you'd be doing your civic duty."
Level-Up Phase
Plenty of stuff happened, but nobody levelled up. Again.
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Skills generally aren't things you can "use", like in a video game. They're stuff you can do—for example, "Use Assimilate" isn't an action, while "assimilate the pebble" is. If a skill is relevant to an action, it'll be applied, unless you specify otherwise.
I wasn't sure whether this actually confused anyone, but it seemed confusing, so I thought I'd clarify. Also, I needed a GM Note for the turn.
As always, mistakes are all but guaranteed. If you think you see one, tell me.
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