Player Phase
[Order][4, 1, 4, 2][1, 3]
Class: Kleptomaniac
Steal the gem!
[2]You attempt to grab the gem and run, but you don't but enough effort into lifting and run past the gem. Oops.
Class: Runic Trapmaster
Booby trap the gem.
[5]You quickly use your marker to scribble a classic "Shocking Runes" spell on the gem. That'll be a nasty surprise! [+2 EXP]
Class: Bardic conman.
Action: Sing to the gem.
[1]Your voice is horribly off-key. Part of the gem shatters, and the shards fly toward you. Upon hitting you, the
shocking runes spell inscribed on the fragments activates, electrifying you. You fall to the ground.
Class: Cat of death
pick up the gem with my mouth and run!
[1]You accidentally bite down on the gem. At least one tooth breaks, and a surge of electricity is released. The electricity surges through your brain and you die.
[Lost items: N/A]
[Lost 0 EXP]
[You'll respawn at the end of the next turn!]
FallacyOfUrist gains 10 EXP for killing another player. Conveniently, that's enough to hit Level 1!
Class: EmoJi.
Smile :-)
[1]You accidentally switch emoji parts and frown instead, making yourself
[sad].
Class: King of Games
Go find somebody to play Children's Card Games with.
[5]You wander off into the woods. Eventually, you come across a squirrel. You challenge it; it squeaks in response, which you interpret as it accepting. What game will you play? [+2 EXP]
Class: Sandwich
Break out of "The Fridge"!
[4]You manage to bust out of the half-buried fridge.
Class: Cryptozoologist
Make up a creature and pretend to look for it.
[4]You start hunting for the Loch Sasquatch Monster. You've heard that it likes to hang out in trees, so you might want to start climbing. [+1 EXP]
Magical Harquebusier
I sling my harquebus across my back and, holding my stout monopod in one hand, pull my hand axe out of my belt. I'm a mercenary, going after the enemy of a noble.
[3]Reaching for your belt, you realize that you left your hand axe behind! At least you still have your harquebus.
Class:Apocalypse survivor.
Summon up some nice shades so I can look at the explosion when it happens.
[5]You pull some shades out of your backpack, just in case an explosion happens.
class-mystic swordsman
practice my magic
[3]You're having trouble deciding what to practice. You settle for setting your sword on fire and extinguishing it again. [+1 EXP]
Class: Badass
Grow badass beard.
[3]You can feel your beard muscles straining, but to no visible effect.
Class: Emotion Lord
Go find someone and make them cry.
[5]You wander into the forest. You don't find any players, but you do find a bear! The bear is stricken with sadness, eventually becoming melancholic. [+3 EXP]
CLASS: EXPLOSIVEIST
ACQUIRE MINERALS
[6]You decide that the best way to get to the mineral layer is to blow up everything above it. You plant a mine at the edge of the field and detonate it—blazing glory watches the explosion, a smug expression on his face—creating a large crater and destroying several trees. Near the centre of the crater is some explosivite! [+3 EXP]
class: CAPTITALIST SCYTHER!
SET UP A SILLY COURTROOM ANTICS THREAD 'CAUSE NOW THE ORIGINAL ONE IS ACE ATTORNEY: BAY12 EDITION NOW. THE OP'S OPINION CAN CHANGE PRETTY QUICKLY I GUESS, AS IT WAS ORIGINALLY SOME FORM OF DUELING THREAD AGAINST OP.
This action is almost nonsensical, and it has practically nothing to do with your class. Try again.
Class: Black Knight
KILL THAT GODDAMN SCYTHER.
[3-1]Your swing goes way over the scyther's head. Fighting non-humans is hard, and your sword is really heavy.
Class: Level up activist
Spread the word of how good leveling up is.
[2]You try to strike up a few chats, but pretty much everyone is busy, and a few are out for blood.
Class: Diplomat
Attempt to negotiate a peace treaty between all conflicting parties.
[2]You're not even sure who's fighting. There's a lot of yelling going on.
Class: Healer. (Again)
Create an Awesome Healing Wand!
[2]With what? You're not exactly rolling in arcane reagents.
Miscellaneous Phase
A distant siren can be heard.
The Egyptian gods begin to stir.
Level-Up Phase
FallacyofUrist has obtained 10 EXP and reached Level 1!
[4]Obtained [Blank Hat]!
Choose: [Blank Scroll * 3], [Mind Scribe], [Enchanted Chisel], [Slow Scribe], [Speedreader]
Experience TotalsCharacter Status SheetsEncyclopedia[there will be a "character current status" thing here later]
Red Gem: Probably valuable. Probably more valuable before it was chipped.
Remember, you're in a forest. If you try to look for people, you'll probably only be able to find other players and woodland creatures.
I've actually been following the thread since I posted it. I certainly wasn't expecting nineteen entries and the mess that followed them, though. I was half-tempted to delay the update, just to see how the thread developed, but decided to just post it.
Relevant information ends here, for your convenience, Elephant Parade.
Thankfully, I didn't update the preview on the turn tab. Thanks anyway!
Also, it was kind of upsetting to get 80% of the way through writing up descriptions for everything, only to realize that most of the descriptions won't be seen for a while.