Spiderking continues his dreams of meat pies!Turn One: Slice and DiceINIT:
Token Sharpshooter(22)
Mr. Banker(34+10=44)
Igor(51-10=41)
Avery Protagoniste(51?)
The Roach(50+10=60)
Spiderking(meat pie)
The Roach mumbles some orders to his troll, which are immediately followed.
Avery Protagoniste thinks about floating the Pulse Pistol up, but gets confused about that and decides on a more viable course of action: protecting himself against Token Sharpshooter.
Mr. Banker settles into a defensive stance, anticipating an attack. Lo, a fist from Igor is heading right at him!
(Igor(5-1=4) vs. Mr.Banker(6-1=5)) Igor misses the punch(barely)! (Mr. Banker(6-1=5)) Mr. Banker uses dexterity mostly unknown to corporates and grabs the Roach's arm!
Meat pie.
Token Sharpshooter spins his Razor Frisbee and launches it at high velocity towards Avery Protagoniste! (Token Sharpshooter(5+1+1+2=9) vs. Avery Protagoniste(2+1=3)) The natural accuracy of Token Sharpshooter combines with his Eye and the Razor Frisbee's aerodynamics to provide an incredible hit. Avery Luck(1=vibro-plastic,2=metal, 1) and unfortunately the disc is made of an advanced vibro-plastic. (... at this point Token Sharpshooter is using a Tron disk.) (Here's some damage rules for you: sometimes if you're fighting, damage is brute- a sword strike, mace bash, hammer crush, fist to the face. Other times, say using a whip, a high-accuracy rifle, a dagger, finesse is more important. Thus, there are two types of damage(well, 3, but we're discussing physical damage right now): Brute Damage, and Finesse Damage. Brute Damage uses Strength for damage rolls and Finesse Damage uses Dexterity. That is why Token Sharpshooter got his first +1 to damage. As for the +2... some hits are so accurate compared to the dodge roll that it's going to be bad.) Anyway.
(Token Sharpshooter(3+1+2=6) vs. Avery Protagoniste(2-1=1)) (And then sometimes things just go horribly wrong. At this point, I do a luck roll just to see how bad it is.) Avery Luck(1 no seriously, I'm not faking.) (This is random.org for you. Since insta-kills I find unfair, I'm not going to remove Avery's head, although that might seem a fair result. No, I'm just going to apply death to his limbs. But since this bad luck, and supreme damage... let's take two limbs. (2,4) (That's left arm and left leg.)) The Frisbee removes two of Avery's limbs, his left arm and his left leg, with pinpoint accuracy. (and sometimes epicness deserves his own reward, so let's give Token Sharpshooter an extra luck roll...) Token Sharpshooter Luck(6 really random.org? (for the record on a one it would have shattered, a two gotten way off course...))
Then the disc comes right back to Token Sharpshooter's hand(2+1=3) avoiding cutting it off and landing a few feet away from him. (a lower dexterity roll could have meant the loss of his hand, a higher one and he catches it. On a 7, I might have just let him throw it again.)
((You may wonder why I'm explaining my rolls process to you. The answer is thus: Two of Avery's limbs got cut off and I don't want you to see it as unfair. Well, it is unfair, but it's the RNG and the rolls are valid.))
Avery collapses to the floor, unable to stand. Avery Mind(6+1(2 for extra bonus instead of 3, not +2)=7) Avery stays surprisingly conscious despite the loss of two of his limbs. Avery Luck(3 better) Avery realizes that his removed limbs are dropping annoyingly large volumes of blood. (Bleedout, 4 turns.)
Now for the ASCII map.
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S=Token Sharpshooter
B=Mr. Banker
I=Igor
A=Avery Protagoniste(a=severed limbs)
R=The Roach
K=Spiderking
T=Troll
Status:
Healthy
Stats:
Strength: 1
Targeting: 3
Dexterity: 3
Speed: 1
Toughness: 1
Mind: 1
Wealth: 1
Inventory:
Razor Frisbee(throw to slice foes, +1 to hit, on ground near foot)
Sharpshooter's Eye Device(+2 to hit with ranged attacks)
Powers:
NULL
Status:
Healthy
Grabbing Igor's Arm(gives Igor -1 to dodge, and an extra -1 to dodge a melee attack from Mr. Banker)
Stats:
Strength: 0
Targeting: 1
Dexterity: 0
Speed: 3
Toughness: 1
Mind: 1
Wealth: 6
Inventory:
Railgun(+2 to hit and damage when firing, 4 shots left, uncharged)
Web Gun(fires sticky webs(-3 to dodge, -10 to init, if successful shot), 5 shots left)
Vortex Grenades(two left, create vortexes after being thrown)
Targeting Visor(+1 to hit with ranged attacks)
Powers:
NULL
Status:
Healthy
Arm Grabbed By Mr. Banker(-1 to dodge, an extra -1 to dodge a melee attack from Mr. Banker, use Strength to break free)
Stats:
Strength: 0
Targeting: 0
Dexterity: 0
Toughness: 12
Mind: 0
Wealth: 0
Inventory:
Potion of Healing(Heals the drinker somewhat(roll luck))
Warlord's Chestplate(-1 to dodge, +1 to resist damage, triggerable strength burst(+2, 3 turn cooldown, ready))
Powers:
Life Leech(Drain life from a foe and heal yourself in the process, one turn cooldown, ready))
Status:
Not So Healthy
Missing Limbs(left arm, left leg)
Bleedout(death in four turns)
Stats:
Strength: 0
Targeting: 3
Dexterity: 3
Speed: 1
Toughness: 0
Mind: 4
Wealth: 1
Inventory:
Pulse Pistol(fires pulses of superheated gas, no ammo limit)
Powers:
Magnetize(telekinesis over metals, no cooldown)
Interface(allows the user to control advanced technology, no cooldown)
Status:
Healthy
Stats:
Strength: 0
Targeting: 0
Dexterity: 3
Speed: 3
Toughness: 6
Mind: 0
Wealth: 0
Inventory:
NULL
Powers:
NULL
Troll:
Troll Status:
Healthy
Troll Stats:
Strength: 4
Targeting: 0
Dexterity: 1
Speed: 0
Toughness: 6
Mind: 1
Wealth: 0
Troll Inventory:
NULL
Troll Powers:
NULL
Status:
Healthy
Entranced by Canadian Meat Pies
Protected by Canadian Meat Pie Overlord(invincible, next two turns)
Stats:
Strength: 2
Targeting: 3
Dexterity: 2
Speed: 2
Toughness: 2
Mind: 1
Wealth: 0
Inventory:
NULL
Powers:
Pulse(fires a small spherical pulse of electricity, no cooldown)
Fire Breath(breath fire, two turn cooldown, ready)
Rumble(opponents in melee range get -2 to dodge, free action, three turn cooldown, ready)
((As always, if you notice any flaws in my rolls, let me know.))
Poll
2 (28.6%)
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