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Mr. Boh

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SPOILER - Unusual Artifact
« on: December 07, 2007, 06:35:00 pm »
So all was well in my fort until my first goblin siege. They all hung around the edge of the map of course, but it seemed to make my dwarves unhappy. I had a tantrum cycle and lost about 25 dwarves, with more in jail, when a planter of mine goes nuts, laughs crazily, and then proceeds to slaughter a child and drag it to the kitchen to the butcher's shop.

He made himself Elcurlurak Zunekokbod, a dwarf leather harp. Anything similar happen to any of you? What did they create?

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Vengeful Donut

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Re: SPOILER - Unusual Artifact
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2007, 06:38:00 pm »
Sounds like your planter had a very strange mood. Fell and terrible. I bet he wasn't too happy with his life.
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2007, 06:42:00 pm »
The best part is that it is completely legal in Dwarf society.

Or at least he was subtle about it.

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Red Jackard

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Re: SPOILER - Unusual Artifact
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2007, 06:45:00 pm »
truly a tale that plucks at the heartstrings
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Re: SPOILER - Unusual Artifact
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2007, 06:48:00 pm »
I already mentioned this in another thread, but anyway:
A dwarven outpost liaison got turned into Dushigilush, "Gallcarnage", a dwarven leather cloak. I didn't mind one bit, nor did anyone else. Unfortunately for him, he's not menacing with spikes of anything.
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TeDDD

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Re: SPOILER - Unusual Artifact
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2007, 07:11:00 pm »
truly a tale that plucks at the heartstrings

Oh, you.

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Eagle of Fire

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Re: SPOILER - Unusual Artifact
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2007, 10:01:00 pm »
This is not new, it's in at least since 23a...
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Re: SPOILER - Unusual Artifact
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2007, 10:05:00 pm »
Red Jackard, you won for that comment.
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Mr. Boh

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Re: SPOILER - Unusual Artifact
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2007, 10:13:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Eagle of Fire:
<STRONG>This is not new, it's in at least since 23a...</STRONG>

Yeah, I'm not surprised - was the first time I've seen it though, and was simply curious to see what other gruesome creations people have come across.

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Aspartic

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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2007, 10:43:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Red Jackard:
<STRONG>truly a tale that plucks at the heartstrings</STRONG>

Truly.

  ;)

[ December 07, 2007: Message edited by: Aspartic ]

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Re: SPOILER - Unusual Artifact
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2007, 11:01:00 pm »
Woohoo, one less useless child!
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2007, 11:53:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by TeDDD:
<STRONG>truly a tale that plucks at the heartstrings

Oh, you.</STRONG>

You slay me.

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Scorpios

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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2007, 12:37:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Grek:
<STRONG>You slay me.</STRONG>

So...many...bad...puns...
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Re: SPOILER - Unusual Artifact
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2007, 06:25:00 am »
I had a fell mood in a perfectly successful fortress once.  Poor dwarf was upset about tattered clothes:-(

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Re: SPOILER - Unusual Artifact
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2007, 05:51:00 pm »
Did he make some new clothes?   :D
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