If race creation is a point-based system (it is, right?), it could be an option to be modded in. It would be fun to try and make the objectively worst race- fanatic pacifists with shit diplomacy, incompetent genocidal maniacs...
That sounds pretty fun from an RP standpoint
So... the Blorg from the streams, swapping militaristic for pacifistic?
The whole point behind that race, as the devs explained, is for them to make that really annoying person everyone has met once in their lives that insists on sticking around.
Well, that just more shit. I mean, the blorg look like they can still function. There has to be a way they can be made worse.
Well, they could be extremely pacifist and have one of the smallest brain sizes among any species in the entire universe, so small that they are regularly outwitted by crows and cats. Also they could be ginormous and require huge amounts of energy to function, but only eat a diet of a very specific plant, of which they will only eat one single species of that plant which is also going extinct in the wild. And just for kicks we could make that plant have the energy density of almost nothing AND we could make it so that this creature can't properly digest this plant due to the lack of the proper enzymes and stomachs, so even they have to eat way more of the already massive amount than they need.
Hmm... I mean, that sounds pretty bad already, but I guess we could also make it so they're incredibly lazy to the point where they even actually don't want to mate with one another. And even if they did, they wouldn't even know how to do it. So they have to resort to a third party to artifically inseminate them for their continued survival. Not only that, after this ridiculous process, they make such terrible, awful parents that these same third party species have to actually, literally kidnap their babies from them just to keep them alive because left alone, the babies are likely to be crushed to death by their own mother or simply just die due to an absurd 40% infant mortality rate.
Wow, that sounds pretty shitty. How on earth can you make that worse?
Hmm...
I guess we could make them so brightly coloured they have no chance of camouflage whatsoever. Maybe... black and white? That seems kinda stretching it though. I mean, haha! If we're going to go that far in making fun of this fictional creature, we might as well give it an incredibly small penis (3cm)!!!!
Oh man, I can't imagine what kind of evil asshole would create such a stupid creature.
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