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[poketwo]

I USE THE POWER OF COMMUNISM TO OVERTHROW YOU AND ESTABLISH A PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC! THEN I SIT ON THE THROWN, AS IT IS THE PRESIDENTIAL SITTING CHAIR!

[Rubidium]

I use the power of monarchy to destroy your red uppercase letters and overthrow your communist government and then destroy all of you!
It's my throne now!

[poketwo]

I THEN TURN THIS INTO A ROLLING GAME, AND I GOT A CRITICAL ON TAKING THE THROWN!

[DAPARROT]

But then you critical failed on keeping it
My throne now,and I change the game back to normal

[poketwo]

I TURN ON SUNNSET INVASION AND LEAD AN ARMY OF AZTECS TO CONQURE THE KINGDOM THE THRONE IS HELD IN, THEN I SIT ON THE THRONE THAT IS ALSO ON A THRONE OF SKULLS!

[Trapezohedron]

I, the necromancer, animate the chair (which is conveniently decorated with skulls) to kill you, and I seat myself on it.

Mine.

[poketwo]

I GIVE YOU THE CURSE OF HIATUS, MAKING YOU ACT LIKE ME WITH EVERY RTD I GM, BUT ALL THE STUFF CONFUSES YOU AND I KILL YOU AND TAKE THE THRONE!

[Trapezohedron]

I, rising from the 4th hiatus I've undertaken due to personal reasons, miraculously survive the attack and strike you down with one fell blow of a Vase. I take the throne.

[poketwo]

YOU JUST KNOCKED ME UNCONCIOUS. I THEN RISE UP AND SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD, THEN SITING ON THE THRONE

[Trapezohedron]

Another instance of me walks up to you and sprays a can of anti-caps.

IT BURNS YOUR ALLCAPS TEXT THOROUGHLY AND EATS YOU INSIDE, leaving me to sit down on the throne.

[poketwo]

you fool thought you would win but den becase of killing caps me, you unlessed real me!!! i takes the throne by filling the room with magama, and iz imun! now i rule da land!!!!!!!

((YOU FOOL, YOU UNLEASHED MY IDIOTIC YOUNGER SELF, AND HAVE HIM RULE A COUNTRY! EVEN MY CURRENT SELF KNOWS THAT I CAN'T RULE, NOW THE WORLD WILL DIE IN A SEE OF SUCK AND AUTISM!!!!))

[Megggas]

The person you thought was Megggas removes his mask to reveal that he was actually a mime.  Suddenly I reveal my real self, previously transformed into an inanimate object by mad science....Yes, I was the throne all along!

[poketwo]

i sat upon skull throne an put yous skull on its!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!


((THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!! PLEASE SOMEONE WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!!!!))

[FallacyofUrist]

"Hello? How did anybody not notice I was back! So here's the deal. There's a nuke on the throne. Goodbye."

Detonated-now.

[poketwo]

but the nuck is now gon becase i got rid off it aftar i finish gettin the other guys skull!!!!

((OH THE LANGUANITY! I TOLD YA TO MAKE IT STOP, NOW PLEASE DO!))