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[Trapezohedron]

Guard Skill: Hand Sonic.

I stab your idiotic, repulsive and vile younger self with manifested blades, and inject you with a formula of ALL CAPS

NOW YOU MUST KEEP SHOUTING FOR ALL ETERNITY WHILE I SIT ON YOU AS MY THRONE

[poketwo]

YOU FOOL! WHILE YOU ARE SO SMUG ON "CURSING" ME, I SNEAK BEHIND YOU AND SHANK YA! I ALREADY HAVE THE CURSE OF CAPS LOCK FROM MY EXPOSURE TO A INSIGHTFUL INQUIRY ON THE DESCRIBE THE ABOVE USER THREAD!

NOW I HAVE THE SKULL THRONE!

[fillipk]

I curse you with a no yelling curse, and you explode, i then sit on the throne surrounded by a legion of Dwarf warriors and 2 human arch magi who shield the throne with protective spells, and the arch magi are inside the spells.

[Arcvasti]

I toss an antimagic grenade at you. Then a dire squirrel. I then seat myself amidst the bits of dwarf and human on the bloodied throne.

[Detoxicated]

I use the divine help of Maribbligog the Essence of Chocolate to turn everyone in the throne room to chocolate. Eating my way through the hall, I triumphantly sit on the throne which was made for me.

[poketwo]

MY GUARDS OUTSIDE THE PALACE COME INVESTIGATE, AND KILL THE GUY ON THE THRONE. I HAD ESCAPED TO THE DUNGEONS, AND NOW SIT UPON MY SKULL THRONE

[Rubidium]

I use the power of sentence case to terminate your uppercase letters and then the sentence case letters destroy you! I bring back the original throne and sit on it!

[DAPARROT]

I turn everything in a 10 mile radius of the throne to yogurt,sit on the throne,then put magical oars on the throne so it rows itself through the yogurt lake while I eat it

[Rubidium]

You realize that I broke your avatar beforehand and then I unyogurtize everything and then destroy you with hawks and eagles!
The throne is mine!

[fillipk]

I yogurtize the throne, then eat it.

[Rubidium]

I punch you making you spit it out and then unyogurtize the throne and then sit on it again.

[poketwo]

SADLY, HOWEVER, THE THRONE IS IN VERY BAD CONDITION, AND VERY POINTY. YOU GET STABBED WHILE TRYING TO SIT ON IT, AND SO I COME BACK FROM VACATION AND REPAIR THE THRONE TO ITS FORMER GLORY.

I'M ALSO SITING ON IT.

[Rubidium]

My corpse is still on it, so it's both ours.

[poketwo]

NO, I HAD IT REMOVED.

[FallacyofUrist]

"Guys, guys. Noticing that all this throne talk was causing conflict made me angry, so I made two new thrones to control."