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[SOLDIER First]

((SORRY, GOD, IM BECOME HYPE FOR Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain))

"Ah. It is a wise choice to get used to how your enemy fights... You overcame the strength of my weapons, and I had no real strength against you, no? Very good fight! I would love to do one again with you."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((skrublord
u is forget shipping))
Alexis turns away slightly.
"....O-of course."

[SOLDIER First]

((MGS > Shipping))

"Is... something wrong?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((MGS < Shipping))

((FTFY))
"Nothing. Nothing at all."

[SOLDIER First]

((WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY,))

"Are you sure? It seems like there is."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((The truth. Deal with it.))
"There is nothing wrong."

[SOLDIER First]

((YOUR ANIME LIES WILL NEVER BEFOUL MY BELIEFS))

"Ah, okay. If you're sure!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((heretic
how dare you turn away from the light))
"Yes. Is that it then, nobody else wants to fight?"
Alexis adjusts his visor. He's totally checking Veronique out.

[SOLDIER First]

((Mother Base will guide me.....))

Okay, so, imagine a perfectly smooth piece of granite.
Now, imagine that piece of granite with a five-inch concave hole in it
"If anyone can stand up to you, I would be surprised, Alexis."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Will it? Will it guide a heretical traitor?))
"....thank you for the compliment. You....weren't bad either."

[Adragis]

((this is just like one of otacon's Japanese animes))

[SOLDIER First]

((Mother Base knows no race, gender, or possible criminal history. It knows only revenge. And wolf pups.))

"Compared to you, I am not so sure..."

((It was a giant turd that shot turd rockets at everything. And everything it hit with a turd turned into another turd!))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((what if I told you
it does now))
"Hardly. Had I not been so aggressive, you would have beaten me."

[SOLDIER First]

((Then I would wonder where Big Boss went wrong, and detonate the nuke I hid in Big Boss' underwear last night.))

"But that is my mistake! I was not aggressive myself. That might have turned the battle for me."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((gud))
"Maybe. You still fought...well."