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[Sheb]

And we already have a railroad going through the plains.

[Elfeater]

And we already have a railroad going through the plains.

Can we send back an exile into your country via an armoured train?

[Sheb]

You could... if you had armoured trains. Moksburg weak, Moksburg train don't even withstand fire.

[Taricus]

Arstotzkan can't even spell Moskurg right

(Seriously, there's no B in it.)

[Sheb]

((I feel incredeibly silly, as I've been certain there was a 'b' since the beginning of the game))

Moskurger so poor and pathetic can't even afford more than seven letters.

[Elfeater]

I think our capital should Be Moskurgburg for ultimate confusion of filthy Arstotzkan

[Kot]

Let's pop some kind of Forenia Wall through whole continent, possibly as a part of Forenian championship truce, or something. This way no illegals get through (or they get through, but with a few holes in them), everyone goes through one of guarded roads with chekpoints where you have to pay the state and also some bribes. And we can tear it down with tanks when we finally get bored.
EDIT:
Also, ideas for art. No Konstatin The Bear yet tho, I'm working on it but you can try to make Putins face only so long, eeew. Give me something else, and fast, or I'll start to get sexually aroused by Putin.
EDIT2: Stupid sexy Putin.
EDIT3: RIP Arms Race, you were so young.
EDIT4: Yup, you did it, it's dead. It's dead, and it's your fault!

[andrea]

I am back!

as for the treaty, the latest iteration seems fine.

as for the RR, I am fine with whatever solution makes it plausible for it to keep current performance.

[Baffler]

LSP, we're both already creating roads through the jungle.

yes, but i'm thinking of a big ol' demilitarized road for ~official business~ etc.

just toss one up on the plains and have the legit envoys travel through it instead of sneaking through border control or however arstotzka and moskung even talk to one another nowadays

I reject this on the premise that it implies we have any interest in talking to the yokels currently occupying Moskurg's rightful territory, outside of the jointly operated salt mines already in service.

[Kot]

Oh, you think the salt is your ally, but you merely adopted the salt. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t see the sugar until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but tasteless! The salts betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my arguments, whilst preparing to bring saltiness. Then, I will break you. Your precious drama, gratefully accepted. We will need it. Ah yes, I was wondering what would you cheat at first. Your guns, or your tanks.

EDIT:
What is the current state of roads and railways in Forenia? Like, are areas like jungle, mountains, etc connected by roads? Is the Arstotzka - plains - desert - Moskurg railroad the only one?

[Sheb]

The only one crossing the continent. We also each have trains and roads to our mines in the mountains, and there is a bunch of makeshift roads in the jungles.

[evilcherry]

 I am the bone of my salt.
 Sodium is my body, and Chlorine is my blood
 I have created over a thousand proposals
 Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
 Have withstood RNG to create many weapons
 Yet, GM rules our hands will never hold anything
 So as I pray, unlimited salt works.

[tryrar]

umm, I hope we didn't scare away Sensei, I'd have expected a post by now

[Sensei]

Sorry for the delay! Posting is now underway.

[tryrar]

Sorry for the delay! Posting is now underway.

Oh good, this IS continuing! And at least we'll have a settlement on the Hippo so the salt can stop flowing