Eat Tomasque and go to the roof.
Absorb Saber's teeth & use the calcium to heal my wound, then give an uppercut to Saber.
[2-1(Absorb)] Nothing happens. [3(wake up)] He wakes up... but before [2+1(OM NOM NOM)] Saber's teeth sunk even deeper and he is now pulling Tomasque's back. [3v4] Saber was hit by Tomasque's punch, but it was weak. It does nothing.
[3](Note that using elevators is mudane if there is nothing wrong.) Saber figured out that someone pressed the emergency button.
Spawn as a tiefling (human with demon blood in their ancestry, they typically have horns and a tail, they also have resistance to fire, cold, and lightning.) conman/ sorcerer. Use magic to teleport the popcorn into my hand.
[D2=2]Socerer. [2] Failed to spawn.
SPAWN AS A GOLEM OR SOMETHING
[5] Huge [(material)3] Obsidian Golem. (+2 to strength-related things and attack damage, +1 to endurance. If attacking, roll higher than attack (no bonuses at attack when doing this thing) at toughness to avoid crumbling your own hands.)
Use my unmentioned magic to go sanic speed and steal the popcorn from Sabertooth
[(you aren't a magician)6!-1] You go at Mach 4... and jump from the roof to Saber's floor, [5] You land on the floor and grabbed the popcorn from Saber and... [3v6!] Saber lets you collide with so you couldn't grab his popcorn. Tomasque: [6!] Tomasque's back was a bit even more torn, but at least he don't go together with Saber. [6!(Randomizer.org is at the mood for sixes)]Magnumcannon is unhurt but stuck in the floor, and [4] Saber was a bit hurt, through he isn't stuck. And he still had the popcorn.
ORDER THE SCYTHERS TO GRAB THE POPCORN, BRING IT TO ME, THEN GO BACK TO WHAT THEY WERE ORIGINALY DOING BEFORE I ORDERED THEM TO GRAB THE POPCORN
You don't exist yet... so you order the scythers to grab the popcorn and hold it themself. [5] Success. They also got ready for some fighting.
Summon a Giant Pinsir. Ride it to the top floor and then have it slaughter every scyther in the vicinity. While everyone is distracted by that, sneak up behind whoever has the popcorn and steal it.
Saber was in a broken elevator. [6!-1] You summon a pokeball which summons a giant Pinsir... Hostile one. [2v4+1](i don't know how this thing attacks... as far as i know, it had razor horns) You promptly got skewered by the giant Pinsir. Respawn?
Use my strength to get that knife out of the ground.
[3] You pulled that knife out from the floor ground. Almost. You can see runes. It looks like a power indicator, since the part near the hilt is glowing.
Find and grab where the popcorn is.
[3] You din't find anything but a hole which seems lead to the popcorn. You jump inside.
Already did a action.
Random bad event: Severity:[D10:4] Below average. Action:
Meteor, Storm, Sandstorm, Earthquake. Roulette says Storm.
Storm: Roll 2 or above at strength when in the outside to stay still. Also, rains. [D4:2] Turns.
Storm
15/18 Turns before change
9/10[29/30]SaberToothTiger has the popcorn
EDIT: Turn not done.