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Find knife.
[6!] A powerful large knive suddenly drops into your head. [4] You dodge it, but it is now stuck in the floor.
Go inside the elevator, press the button for Megggas's floor, then press the emergency stop button just between Megggas's floor and the one above. Threaten to brake the popcorn if anyone comes near me.
Kick Tomasque in the balls and steal my PRECIOUS poopcorn.
[3v4(bite)] Saber's teeth is now slowly sinking into Tomasque's back. [4v5(crotch attacking)] Ouch. That must hurt. Through Tomasque endures it. [6!-1] Stopped the evelator from Megggas, Done. Keeping the popcorn, nope. Tomasque drops unconsicious and will bleed to death in 2 turns. [4+1] Saber took the popcorn easily. His teeth are still stuck on Tomasque.
Find a fire extinguisher on my floor. Then take the elevator back up to the main floor. Use my fire extinguisher as a melee weapon and attack whoever has the popcorn and steal it. If I get ganged up on, spray the extinguisher at everybody nearby and run away.
[1!] Fire extinguisher not found. You headbang yourself for some time. You get very dizzy for the headbangs.[3-1] Nope, you can't see where the elevator are because you are very dizzy.
Go no_clip through the wall and quickly grab the popcorn
[Autofail:-4 to this roll] You failed to turn Etheral.
CALL OVER MY SCYTHER MINIONS TO STEAL THE POPCORN
[6!] They don't hear or understand what are you talking about. Either way, they are spawned and will act this turn.
Assist with the kicking of the Tomasque in the balls.
Attack random person that is not poketwo i see first. (Sl4cker)
[1!v4] Sl4cker's head flung off in a arc, decapicated by Poketwo's minion (i didn't understand how scythers attack). Respawn?
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16/18 Before change
10/10 [30/30] SaberToothTiger has the popcorn
Every (re)spawns after a succesful one take a turn so you won't be able to act at that turn. Also, Revision: Autofails will happen at -3 instead from -4 from now on.